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Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later
Babylon Bee

Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later

FinnJuly 28, 2026

    KANSAS CITY, MO — With the annual deadline looming at the start of next week, a local church made…

Waymo Introduces New ‘Islam Mode’ That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians
Babylon Bee

Waymo Introduces New ‘Islam Mode’ That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians

FinnJuly 28, 2026

    U.S. — Autonomous car giant Waymo introduced a new “Islam Mode” for passengers to select that will direct the…

Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn’t Homeless
Babylon Bee

Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn’t Homeless

FinnJuly 28, 2026

    DENVER, CO — A local man attracted a surprising amount of attention in recent weeks for being the last…

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence
Babylon Bee

Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence

FinnJuly 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching moment, Senator Mitch McConnell honored his late friend and colleague, Lindsey Graham, with…

So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn’t Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today
Babylon Bee

So-Called Christian Nationalist Hasn’t Even Posted Anything Overtly Hateful Online Yet Today

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had…

Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists
Babylon Bee

Hollywood Holds Hearings To Root Out Suspected Non-Communists

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible…

Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation
Babylon Bee

Japanese Tourist Shamed For Returning Home With Only Five Hundred Million Photos Of Vacation

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that…

Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea
Babylon Bee

Fauci Starting To Think That Maybe Keeping A Daily Perjury Diary Was A Bad Idea

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was…

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening
Babylon Bee

Aw, Nice: Someone Just Shouted ‘God Is The Greatest!’ In Arabic, So Something Really Good Must Be Happening

FinnJuly 27, 2026

    WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting…

Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist
Babylon Bee

Elon Musk Acquires Total Ownership Of The Economist

FinnJuly 25, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of…

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