Category: Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was…

    U.S. — Women across America honored the passing of feminist icon Gloria Steinem by dropping their kids off at…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — A local 16-year-old saw her dreams crushed Thursday after bringing her vehicle to a complete, zero-mile-per-hour…

    ANN ARBOR — In one of the most remarkable technological breakthroughs of the past millennium, scientists at the University…

    U.S. — As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released…

    JUDEA — In adherence to the teachings of Jesus, Simon, who is called Peter, was committed to forgiving the…

    BURBANK, CA — Panic swept through Warner Bros. Studios on Tuesday after a senior colorist was terminated for accidentally…

    NEW YORK, NY — Interviews conducted with employees of CBS News revealed that Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss was facing internal…

    NEW YORK, NY — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly seen standing in front of his bathroom…

    CHICAGO, IL — A fifth-grade teacher at Lincoln Elementary reportedly admonished her classroom on Thursday, asking the kids to…