Rockies Ask Girl Scout Who Threw Out First Pitch If She Can Go 9 Innings Tonight

   

DENVER, CO — Struggling to find alternative options on the mound that could potentially give the team a better chance to win a game, the Colorado Rockies asked the Girl Scout who threw out the first pitch if she could give them nine innings today.

  DENVER, CO — Struggling to find alternative options on the mound that could potentially give the team a better chance to win a game, the Colorado Rockies asked the Girl Scout who threw out the first pitch if she could give them nine innings today. Read More

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

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