Gavin Newsom Fires Up ChatGPT To Find Out What His Political Positions Should Be This Week
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom opened up his laptop and fired up ChatGPT this morning to find out…
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Democrats Furious Trump Would Make Haitians Leave Most Racist Country On Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have reacted with outrage and fury that President Trump could force Haitians to leave the…
9 Cool Things To Do At The Obama Presidential Library
The newly opened Barack Obama Presidential Center contains so much more than documents from Obama’s time in office; there…
Tragic: Competitive Hobby Horser Put Down After Breaking Leg
BRIGHTON, MI — It was a dark day for competitive hobby horsing on Friday as up-and-coming hobby horseman Phillip…
Trump Starting To Think Iran Might Not Be Trustworthy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Iran once again fired on ships in the Strait of Hormuz despite an agreement not…
In Controversial Decision, Supreme Court Rules Words ‘Temporary’ And ‘Forever’ Are Not The Same
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Supreme Court ruled 6-3 on Tuesday that the words “temporary” and “forever” are…
John Bolton Pleads Guilty To Failing To Store His Stolen Classified Documents In His Garage
U.S. — Former National Security Advisor John Bolton pleaded guilty in federal court this morning for failing to store…
New ‘Communist Catan’ Expansion Set Just Makes Players All Wait Their Turn For Grain
U.S. — A new “Communist Catan” expansion pack for the popular board game will have players just sit and…
Caitlin Clark Returns To The Court In New Uniform
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark returned to the basketball court today sporting a slightly modified team uniform.…
Weakling French Declare ‘Hottest Day Ever’ When It’s Only 40 Degrees
PARIS — The weakling French population dramatically declared that today was “the hottest in history” despite local forecasts showing…