The Babylon Bee’s Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars
Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars,…
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Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
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Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base
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Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins
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Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away
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After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump ‘Hitler’
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CNN Reports Loud Popping Noises At White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…