Category: Babylon Bee

    DANBURY, CT — According to sources, a toddler has reportedly put herself up for adoption after witnessing his mother…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Governor Tim Walz made a special appearance at U.S. Bank Stadium on Friday, marking his first…

    U.S. — New poll numbers released this week showed Lindsay Clancy surging into the frontrunner position in the race…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — After months of speculation about Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei’s health, suspicions of his demise arose once more…

    U.S. — The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player…

    MEDINA, OH — In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President…

    HELL — The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if…

    Before the trial of Lindsay Clancy, everyone thought postpartum depression was a myth. But now society as a whole…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Concerns arose even within the White House that President Donald Trump may have taken his battle…