Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview
NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday…
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WNBA Warns Sophie Cunningham The League Will Fold If Only Women Are Allowed To Play
U.S. — League officials for the WNBA warned Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham that if men were not allowed…
Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick
ITHACA — Upon finally returning home after a desperate 20-year journey, Odysseus was informed by his wife Penelope that…
United Methodist Church Announces Ban On Heterosexual Clergy
U.S. — Finally making public a long-anticipated change to the denomination’s policy regarding qualifications for members of its pastorate,…
9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
There’s no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at…
Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It
Feel Irish from the comfort of your own home with this simple trick! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any ‘Kill Whitey’ Tattoo On Her Forehead
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As congressional hearings looking into “wokeness” in federal institutions took place on Capitol Hill, a Smithsonian…
New Jersey Blames ‘Slight Software Glitch’ For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters
TRENTON, NJ — Concerns about election integrity in the United States were once again brought to the public’s attention,…
Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy
SEATTLE, WA — In a shocking turn of events, the mutant raccoon and viral social media star known as…
9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women
Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better…