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10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House
Babylon Bee

10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

President Donald Trump’s administration finally got settled into the White House this week, but word has it that cleaning the…

Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR
Babylon Bee

Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

NOVI, MI — Local man Greg Hartford just made history by becoming the first person in the world to purchase…

Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
Babylon Bee

Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — Prospects have dimmed considerably for local woman Violet Weber, who just graduated in December from Columbia…

Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
Babylon Bee

Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again

FinnJanuary 23, 2025

U.S. — Late-night comedy made a stunning return to form Monday following the inauguration of President Trump with hosts reportedly…

Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
Babylon Bee

Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires…

Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
Babylon Bee

Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%.   Read…

Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home
Babylon Bee

Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person,…

Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
Babylon Bee

Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions,…

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump
Babylon Bee

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

In another incredible exclusive scoop, the Babylon Bee investigative team has obtained a picture of the note Biden left for…

12 Horrifying Nazi Symbols From Trump’s Inauguration
Babylon Bee

12 Horrifying Nazi Symbols From Trump’s Inauguration

FinnJanuary 22, 2025

In case you haven’t heard, the United States is now obviously run by Nazis. How obvious, you ask? If you…

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