Category: Babylon Bee

Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it…

U.S. — It’s a welcome act of God’s gracious providence: all the indications show that they’re finally playing a good…

GIZA — Researchers have made a startling discovery about what lies beneath the Great Pyramids: it’s sand.   Read MoreBabylon Bee…

NEW YORK, NY — Continuing to find every equipment modification that could give them a competitive edge, the New York…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump assuaged fears that he would seek an unconstitutional third term as President by suggesting he…

If you’re a Christian guy looking to find a godly wife, you know it can be hard to start a…

GREENLAND — In a bid to sweeten the offer of becoming an American territory, Vice President JD Vance has offered…

PLANO, TX — Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the…

LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets…

RUIDOSO, NM — Local man Pete Blanton has decided to refrain from reading the Bible so as not to dampen…