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Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap
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Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap

FinnJanuary 12, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved…

Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour
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Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with…

Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom
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Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — With Governor Gavin Newsom facing withering criticism over his preparations for wildfires, the Delta Smelt Fish Association…

Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City
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Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

MANHATTAN, NY — In another disgusting display of judicial activism, progressive judge Juan Merchan released a man convicted of 34…

9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter
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9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

The Ark Encounter continues to be a hot spot for tourists across the country, but creator Ken Ham is reportedly…

A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent
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A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

U.S. — To counteract concerns that Artificial Intelligence is growing too rapidly and will soon become self-aware and destroy humanity,…

Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi
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Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial conclusion to the “hush money” trial against him, President-elect Donald Trump was forced…

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He’s Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes
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Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He’s Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Girl firefighter Melissa Sandros risked life and limb yesterday as she entered a burning building to…

Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There’s No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless
Babylon Bee

Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There’s No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mourners who had gathered at the National Cathedral on Thursday to say goodbye to former President Jimmy…

Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency
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Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

U.S. — As the entire nation watched in horror at the devastation being unleashed on California by multiple wildfires, the…

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