Category: Babylon Bee

BURGER KING CASTLE — The Burger King issued an edict from his throne this week and urged senators to vote…

The Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency has been on the warpath against federal waste and turning over every seedy…

CINCINNATI, OH — St. Arthwyn’s Episcopal Church of Cincinnati has just expanded its discipleship offerings with 327 new Bible study…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The senate was forced to delay further confirmation votes for Trump’s cabinet this week, clarifying that all…

ROCHESTER, MN — Business could finally get done after a local man who works from home was finally ready to…

GENEVA — World Health Organization (WHO) leaders are sounding the alarm Thursday, warning that President Trump’s temporary freeze on federal…

JORDAN — Newly translated clay tablets unearthed near the Dead Sea indicate that Sodom and Gomorrah was originally funded by…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in the nation’s capital, Senate Democrats have managed to delay their confirmation vote on…

U.S. — The Babylon Bee is proud to announce a special new membership option for USAID-funded government agencies which will…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals expressed outrage today after President Trump signed an executive order this afternoon that men cannot punch…