Lost VeggieTales Episode Discovered Where David Brings King Saul 200 Severed Pickle Tips
TUSTIN, CA — A previously lost episode of the beloved children’s classic VeggieTales has surfaced that depicts a young Dave,…
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Presbyterian Church To Begin Tasing Anyone Who Raises Hands During Worship
FORKSVILLE, PA — As part of a new hardline stance being taken to start the new year, a local Presbyterian…
Bad Sign: Sushi Bar Run By White Dude
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Looking for authentic sushi at a reasonable price? Look elsewhere. Bushido Sushi may look the part,…
FBI Baffled Terrorist Attack Occurred As They Imprisoned All Jan 6 Attendees
U.S. — As the investigations continued into the deadly events of the new year, FBI agents were reportedly baffled that…
12 Bible Characters Reveal Their New Year’s Resolutions
The start of the new year is traditionally a time when people make their resolutions to better themselves. While many…
FBI Asks X Users To Please Stop Solving Crimes Before They Do
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a formal statement, the FBI has called on Internet sleuths, particularly X users, to please stop…
Wife Announces New Year Resolutions For Husband
RED BLUFF, CA — As people ring in the new year by taking on resolutions meant to improve their lives,…
Disney Announces Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake
BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company announced a bold new take on a classic remake of a classic film…
FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case
NEW ORLEANS, LA — In the wake of the deadly New Year’s terrorist attack on Bourbon Street, the Federal Bureau…
FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating ‘This Is Not A Terrorist Attack’
NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack,…