Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With lawmakers calling for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to resign over leaked Yemen attack plans, Hegseth…

U.S. — State Farm has begun offering optional extra car insurance coverage for protection against customers’ cars being torched by…

AUSTIN, TX — As he launched through the air off the G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp, Governor Greg Abbott wondered…

JERUSALEM — Sources close to the Son of God report that Jesus Christ has just called upon his followers to…

MUSTAFAR — The Galactic Empire was forced into damage control mode this week after it was revealed that Darth Vader…

LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of fierce debate, theologians from all the major branches of Christianity have now come…

BURBANK, CA — Following the disastrous box office opening of Disney’s Snow White, actress Rachel Zegler has been stored in…

U.S. — Despite record-low polling numbers among American voters, Democratic Party leaders were confident they could turn things around and…

STERLING, VA — Critics of the Trump administration have raised security concerns due to Trump holding a high-level strategy meeting…

BURLINGTON, VT — The future of one of America’s more well-known political figures was cast in doubt this week after…