Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…
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Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
OTTAWA — In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the…
Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his…
New Bible Reading App Just Texts You The Entire Bible One Verse At A Time
U.S. — A new Bible reading app called Daily Crumbs has taken the Christian community by storm thanks to the…
House On Jaden Smith’s Head Listed On Zillow For $1.6 Million
LOS ANGELES, CA — What had been an unpredictable Southern California housing market received an unexpected boost over the weekend,…
Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He’s From Canada
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA-Beloved groundhog Punxsatawny Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed paperwork…
Zelenskyy Asks U.S. For $20 Billion To Find Out Where That Missing $100 Billion Went
KYIV — To date, the United States has allocated approximately $177 billion worth of aid to Ukraine, but the war-torn…
Trump Announces He Will Lift Tariffs On Canada Just As Soon As They Win A Stanley Cup
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid ongoing discussions with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, President Donald Trump announced he would lift Canadian…
Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them
U.S. — As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the…
To Announce They’ve Given Up Completely, DNC Selects David Hogg As Vice Chair
NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as…