Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-awaited move that signaled a turning point in the war against evil and lawlessness, the…

NINEVEH — After a surprise visit from an Israelite prophet who inexplicably reeks of whale vomit, local residents have agreed…

EDINA, MN — In one of the most beautiful natural phenomena known to mankind, some objects left on the stairs…

PLANO, TX — It was a rough day for Jaxon Creed when he decided to login to Facebook and was…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The new administration continued to usher in a modern golden age for America, as President Donald Trump…

ETHIOPIA — The man who became a Christian through the miraculous witness of the Apostle Philip was disappointed to learn…

TULSA, OK — Local couple Mark and Ellen Lindell prayed fervently today for their three-year-old to vomit so that they…

WORCESTER, MA — A golden age has come to a local men’s group chat after bylaws were officially adopted which…

U.S. — The Department of Government Efficiency faced renewed calls for independent oversight after news broke that DOGE boss Elon…

U.S. — As an added safety measure to prevent further runway catastrophes, Delta Airlines has added a little hanging tennis…