Category: Babylon Bee

After Trump’s executive order that banned castrating kids, America’s gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!…

HELL — Embattled magazine Christianity Today received some good news today, as it was revealed that Satan had renewed his…

CHICAGO, IL — After looking forward to having an exciting and fulfilling 2025, a local taxpayer-funded illegal immigrant gender surgeon…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Adding to a list of bold initiatives that had included speculative goals to annex Greenland and absorb…

With reports rolling in of widespread panic among the illegal immigrant population of the United States, foreign-born people across the…

U.S. — In an attempt to more effectively cater to underserved segments of the population, ridesharing company Lyft introduced a…

U.S. — Meme-related revenue was predicted to hit an all-time high by the end of the year, as industry experts…

U.S. — As people on both sides of the immigration debate continued to grow louder, Democrats warned America that President…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s too much winning: President Donald J. Trump has just announced a generous $100 billion in aid…

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Illinois governor Jay Robert Pritzker has taken a firm stance against Trump’s recent deportations by vowing to…