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12 Bible Characters Reveal Their New Year’s Resolutions
Babylon Bee

12 Bible Characters Reveal Their New Year’s Resolutions

January 2, 2025

The start of the new year is traditionally a time when people make their resolutions to better themselves. While many…

FBI Asks X Users To Please Stop Solving Crimes Before They Do
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FBI Asks X Users To Please Stop Solving Crimes Before They Do

January 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a formal statement, the FBI has called on Internet sleuths, particularly X users, to please stop…

Wife Announces New Year Resolutions For Husband
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Wife Announces New Year Resolutions For Husband

January 2, 2025

RED BLUFF, CA — As people ring in the new year by taking on resolutions meant to improve their lives,…

Disney Announces Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake
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Disney Announces Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake

January 2, 2025

BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company announced a bold new take on a classic remake of a classic film…

FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case
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FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case

January 2, 2025

NEW ORLEANS, LA — In the wake of the deadly New Year’s terrorist attack on Bourbon Street, the Federal Bureau…

FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating ‘This Is Not A Terrorist Attack’
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FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating ‘This Is Not A Terrorist Attack’

January 1, 2025

NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack,…

White House Insists Jimmy Carter Is Still Sharp And Focused Behind Closed Doors
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White House Insists Jimmy Carter Is Still Sharp And Focused Behind Closed Doors

January 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite swirling rumors that his demise has negatively affected his cognitive abilities, White House officials insisted today…

History Made As NBA Teams Play Entire Game Without Dribbling
Babylon Bee

History Made As NBA Teams Play Entire Game Without Dribbling

January 1, 2025

PORTLAND, OR — NBA fans watched in awe last night as the Lakers and Trailblazers made history by playing an…

The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2025
Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2025

December 31, 2024

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Hoping To Win Back Conservatives, Disney Announces New Animated Film ‘Jumpy The Homo-Punching Kangaroo’
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Hoping To Win Back Conservatives, Disney Announces New Animated Film ‘Jumpy The Homo-Punching Kangaroo’

December 31, 2024

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney executives shocked the entertainment world earlier today when they announced a new film titled “Jumpy The…

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