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10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls
Babylon Bee

10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency is still in the process of combing through the records of the Social Security…

Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
Babylon Bee

Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — Yet another batch of heathy vegan food was painstakingly synthesized using 957 chemicals earlier today at the…

Disney Is Abandoning DEI – Here Are 10 Based Changes They’re Making
Babylon Bee

Disney Is Abandoning DEI – Here Are 10 Based Changes They’re Making

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

Disney announced last week they would be discontinuing their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring practices, a giant move away from…

The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken
Babylon Bee

The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

Following a tumultuous — and some may say — reckless — three weeks gutting government agencies vital in running our…

Congress Warns Trump’s Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine
Babylon Bee

Congress Warns Trump’s Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump’s efforts to end the war in Ukraine…

Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech
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Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech

FinnFebruary 18, 2025

SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the…

Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For
Babylon Bee

Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being…

Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall
Babylon Bee

Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

HAMBURG — Chaos erupted and hundreds fled in a German city once again today, after what witnesses described as a…

WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo
Babylon Bee

WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s resurgence reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump announced a plan to attack…

Impoverished Man Only Has Two Computer Monitors
Babylon Bee

Impoverished Man Only Has Two Computer Monitors

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

PALO ALTO, CA — According to sources, a local impoverished man only has two computer monitors on his desk in…

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