To Save Time, Men’s Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone’s Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn
LEXINGTON, KY — An innovative change brought new life to the standard small group concept last week, as the members…
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DOGE Uncovers Secret Government Project Where They Are Keeping A Genetically Modified Black Hedgehog In A Secure Facility
U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where…
FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters
LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered…
Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…
Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
OTTAWA — In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the…
Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his…
New Bible Reading App Just Texts You The Entire Bible One Verse At A Time
U.S. — A new Bible reading app called Daily Crumbs has taken the Christian community by storm thanks to the…
House On Jaden Smith’s Head Listed On Zillow For $1.6 Million
LOS ANGELES, CA — What had been an unpredictable Southern California housing market received an unexpected boost over the weekend,…
Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He’s From Canada
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA-Beloved groundhog Punxsatawny Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed paperwork…
Zelenskyy Asks U.S. For $20 Billion To Find Out Where That Missing $100 Billion Went
KYIV — To date, the United States has allocated approximately $177 billion worth of aid to Ukraine, but the war-torn…