Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Several recent studies indicate that the most effective treatment for male depression is an old lady at the…

While everyone can agree that guns are awesome (and if you don’t think so, you’re probably gay), it can be…

DRAPER, UT — A search and rescue team was called up to locate a missing hiker who was last seen…

BERLIN — In a plan to deal with what many believe to be its most urgent public safety issue, Germany…

WORLD — With new trade policies officially going into effect, officials warned Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that Donald Trump’s Canadian…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another embarrassing scolding from U.S. leadership to Ukraine, President Donald Trump ordered President Volodymyr Zelenskyy…

U.S. — Alternative rock band Weezer has been dubbed the “Most Just OK” band of all time following a vote…

Trump announced his intention to pardon the late Pete Rose, a ball player who was disqualified from the Baseball Hall…

LONDON — The European members of NATO have rushed to the defense of Ukraine following criticism by the Trump administration,…

VALHALLA — Mighty viking warriors looked down from their eternal resting place with embarrassment as their progeny floundered with basic…