Category: Babylon Bee

LOS ANGELES, CA — Girl firefighter Melissa Sandros risked life and limb yesterday as she entered a burning building to…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mourners who had gathered at the National Cathedral on Thursday to say goodbye to former President Jimmy…

U.S. — As the entire nation watched in horror at the devastation being unleashed on California by multiple wildfires, the…

SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of…

As the world continued to look on in shock at the devastation being caused by multiple wildfires ravaging Southern California,…

LONDON — Public outrage over the scandal related to allegations of ongoing abuse of children intensified in the United Kingdom…

SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom neatly addressed California’s wildfire problem earlier today by announcing that fire will finally be…

U.S. — Donald Trump revealed his sensitive side this week when he announced he would let his son Barron pick…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter’s funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few…

LOS ANGELOS, CA — In the wake of the flaming devastation of California, President Biden offered fire victims a comforting…