Zelenskyy Asks U.S. For $20 Billion To Find Out Where That Missing $100 Billion Went
KYIV — To date, the United States has allocated approximately $177 billion worth of aid to Ukraine, but the war-torn…
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Trump Announces He Will Lift Tariffs On Canada Just As Soon As They Win A Stanley Cup
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid ongoing discussions with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, President Donald Trump announced he would lift Canadian…
Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them
U.S. — As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the…
To Announce They’ve Given Up Completely, DNC Selects David Hogg As Vice Chair
NATIONAL HARBOR, MD — Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as…
Hungover Mark Cuban Wakes Up Hoping He Didn’t Make Any Dumb Basketball Trades Last Night
DALLAS, TX — Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban woke up this morning incredibly hungover and hoping he didn’t do anything…
Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said
MANHATTAN, KS — Local wife Denise Thompson graciously sat down with her husband Mike to explain what he actually meant…
Democrats Unveil Their Top 10 Heroes Of Black History Month
In honor of Black History Month, the Democratic Party has announced the authoritative list of its top ten black heroes.…
Ugh: Local Karen Being A Real Margaret
ROME, GA — In a brutal takedown, a local, well-known “Karen” was accused today of being a “real Margaret.” Read…
Pope Francis Demands God Remove Walls Surrounding Heaven
VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround…
10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused By DEI
Did you know that almost everything bad that ever happened in the Bible was likely caused by DEI? That’s right.…