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9 Warning Signs An Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke
Babylon Bee

9 Warning Signs An Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke

December 13, 2024

It’s growing more and more difficult to enjoy any form of entertainment these days without being bombarded by woke agendas.…

Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn’t Post On X For Over 17 Minutes
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Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn’t Post On X For Over 17 Minutes

December 13, 2024

BOCA CHICA, TX — Friends called police and requested to have officers conduct a wellness check on Elon Musk today…

By 2035, All California Vehicles To Be Replaced By Little Tikes Cozy Coupes
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By 2035, All California Vehicles To Be Replaced By Little Tikes Cozy Coupes

December 13, 2024

SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom has adopted a plan set forth by the California Air Resources Board to…

Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday
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Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday

December 13, 2024

MYSTIC, CT — Local churchgoer Clive Richmond, known for his habit of wearing a blue jacket, tall feathered hat, and…

10 Movies You Didn’t Know Were Actually Christmas Movies
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10 Movies You Didn’t Know Were Actually Christmas Movies

December 12, 2024

Everyone loves a good Christmas movie, as long as you’re not a sociopath with an ice-cold heart, that is. But…

Assassin Luigi Mangione Takes Lead In 2028 Democratic Primary Polls
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Assassin Luigi Mangione Takes Lead In 2028 Democratic Primary Polls

December 12, 2024

U.S. — Despite currently being in custody and charged with the murder of a health insurance company CEO, alleged assassin…

After Weeks Of Research, Husband Buys Wrong Christmas Gift For Wife
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After Weeks Of Research, Husband Buys Wrong Christmas Gift For Wife

December 12, 2024

ANN ARBOR, MI — After weeks of intense research and deliberation among colleagues, local husband Felix Mayweather bought the wrong…

Liberals Sadly Wish Each Other ‘Happy Holidays’ For Last Time Before Trump Makes It Punishable By Death
Babylon Bee

Liberals Sadly Wish Each Other ‘Happy Holidays’ For Last Time Before Trump Makes It Punishable By Death

December 12, 2024

U.S. — Liberals are putting extra effort into their secular holiday plans this year, taking the time to stop and…

Drones Revealed To Be Iranian After Closer Inspection
Babylon Bee

Drones Revealed To Be Iranian After Closer Inspection

December 11, 2024

NEWARK, NJ — A pressing mystery that had puzzled government officials and the general public alike was solved today, as…

Are You Old? Know The Signs
Babylon Bee

Are You Old? Know The Signs

December 11, 2024

As one generation gives way to the next, you may find yourself looking in the mirror and wondering, “Hey, am…

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