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Category: Babylon Bee

Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials
Babylon Bee

Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials

FinnMarch 5, 2025

FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial…

Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing
Babylon Bee

Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing

FinnMarch 5, 2025

U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there,…

8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
Babylon Bee

8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech

FinnMarch 5, 2025

The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…

Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife
Babylon Bee

Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife

FinnMarch 5, 2025

SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent “Vince” Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he…

Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer
Babylon Bee

Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer

FinnMarch 5, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor…

Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
Babylon Bee

Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

FinnMarch 5, 2025

BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party…

Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas
Babylon Bee

Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas

FinnMarch 5, 2025

SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Local man Jeff Denison is still working to process through his deep anger and resentment at how…

REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish
Babylon Bee

REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish

FinnMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
Babylon Bee

Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines

FinnMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room
Babylon Bee

Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room

FinnMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

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