10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused By DEI
Did you know that almost everything bad that ever happened in the Bible was likely caused by DEI? That’s right.…
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Adam Seen Wearing ‘THERE IS ONLY ONE GENDER’ Shirt In Garden Of Eden
EDEN — According to reports, tensions escalated in the Garden this week after Adam, the world’s only man, was seen…
Total Loser Still Has One Of Those Cars That Starts With A Key
SAINT PAUL, MN — The community expressed disdain after one local loser was found to still have one of those…
Preliminary Report Confirms Tragedy Was The Fault Of Whichever Political Party You Don’t Like
U.S. — With investigators still looking into the cause of the latest deadly catastrophe, a preliminary report confirmed that the…
Man Who Forgot To Pray For Friend Hides Shame As Friend Thanks Him For His Prayers
TUPELO, MS — A local Christian man was forced to retreat to his home and cower in shame after he…
Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s nominee for FBI Director came under instant criticism from members of the Senate Judiciary…
Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV
Editor’s note: We apologize for the delay in new content, we’ll be back with you just as soon as Tulsi…
Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In ‘Female Body Inspector’ T-Shirt
WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director nominee Kash Patel surprised and shocked Congress today by showing up for his confirmation hearing…
Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation’s top criminal justice position…
Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange during Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s confirmation hearing before the Senate Committee on Finance,…