Category: Babylon Bee

CHICAGO, IL — Textual analysis of ancient Biblical-era manuscripts by a group of University of Chicago professors has just revealed…

SPRINGFIELD, MO — A congregation sat in suspense during the Sunday morning service over the weekend, as church members grew…

ORANGE, CA — A new episode of HGTV’s House Hunters was derailed yesterday after BlackRock quickly purchased all three of…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s new golden age came screeching to an unexpected halt today, as news broke that President Donald…

VATICAN CITY — As the world waited to hear more about the condition of the ailing Pope Francis, rumors circulated…

OUTER RIM — Following a sudden rise in rank, Admiral Firmus Piett was faced with his most challenging mission yet:…

U.S. — The creepy, middle-aged weirdos of America were dealt a harsh blow today as the Hooters franchise announced it…

Are you a little sad that Canada won that hockey game the other night? Well, cheer up, friend: here are…

HELL — Upon watching Hamas parade the bodies of murdered babies in celebration, Satan came away unsettled by the grotesque…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional work has come to a complete standstill after the Department of Government Efficiency fired the only…