Category: Babylon Bee

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Illinois governor Jay Robert Pritzker has taken a firm stance against Trump’s recent deportations by vowing to…

As wonderful as the “New Golden Age” has been the past week, it’s now painfully evident that President Trump’s immigration…

U.S. — With heated debate taking place across the country over President Donald Trump’s initiative to carry out mass deportations…

KANSAS CITY, MO — Continuing a season-long trend following Sunday’s AFC Championship Game, the Kansas City Chiefs were accused of…

U.S. — Only one week into the new administration and struggling to keep up with the constant flow of things…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation breathed a sigh of collective relief today as Trump announced that any immigrant working a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first official act as Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth announced today that all women in…

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The algorithm that dictates ads on Instagram sprang into action as Rachel Myers settled into…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly minted Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth celebrated his confirmation by performing an absolutely sick keg stand.…

CASPER, WY — Amid the uproar over people accusing Elon Musk of giving a Nazi sign following Donald Trump’s inauguration,…