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Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual
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Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual

FinnApril 2, 2025

U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation’s men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting…

Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires
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Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires

FinnApril 2, 2025

MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man…

Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi
Babylon Bee

Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi

FinnApril 1, 2025

HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is…

Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth
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Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth

FinnApril 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator…

Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave
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Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave

FinnApril 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete…

British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him
Babylon Bee

British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him

FinnApril 1, 2025

LONDON — Authorities reported the successful arrest of a 38-year-old man who was caught silently praying for the well-being of…

Theologians Confirm We Are All Made In The Image Of God, Even Steve
Babylon Bee

Theologians Confirm We Are All Made In The Image Of God, Even Steve

FinnApril 1, 2025

U.S. — After weeks of intense theological reflection and debate, an interdenominational group of pastors and scholars has just confirmed…

Netflix Announces Aslan To Be Voiced By Zendaya
Babylon Bee

Netflix Announces Aslan To Be Voiced By Zendaya

FinnApril 1, 2025

LOS GATOS, CA — As anticipation continued to build for the streaming platform’s upcoming reimagining of The Chronicles of Narnia,…

Can Trump Serve a Third Term? Here Are 11 Ways It Could Happen
Babylon Bee

Can Trump Serve a Third Term? Here Are 11 Ways It Could Happen

FinnMarch 31, 2025

Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it…

Finally, They’re Playing An Old Hymn In Church – Wait, False Alarm, They’ve Added A Weird New Chorus
Babylon Bee

Finally, They’re Playing An Old Hymn In Church – Wait, False Alarm, They’ve Added A Weird New Chorus

FinnMarch 31, 2025

U.S. — It’s a welcome act of God’s gracious providence: all the indications show that they’re finally playing a good…

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