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Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand
Babylon Bee

Rude: RFK Interrupts Political Grandstand

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s nominee for FBI Director came under instant criticism from members of the Senate Judiciary…

Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV
Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee Writers Get Nothing Done As Tulsi Gabbard Is On TV

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

Editor’s note: We apologize for the delay in new content, we’ll be back with you just as soon as Tulsi…

Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In ‘Female Body Inspector’ T-Shirt
Babylon Bee

Bad Start: Kash Patel Shows Up To Senate Confirmation Hearing In ‘Female Body Inspector’ T-Shirt

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — FBI Director nominee Kash Patel surprised and shocked Congress today by showing up for his confirmation hearing…

Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
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Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals

FinnJanuary 30, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an electrifying several hours on Capitol Hill, a nominee for the nation’s top criminal justice position…

Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets
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Elizabeth Warren Asks RFK Jr. How He Will Address Outbreak Of Smallpox From White Man’s Blankets

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange during Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s confirmation hearing before the Senate Committee on Finance,…

10 New Careers For Out-Of-Work Gender Surgeons
Babylon Bee

10 New Careers For Out-Of-Work Gender Surgeons

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

After Trump’s executive order that banned castrating kids, America’s gender surgeons have suddenly found themselves out of a job. Sad!…

Satan Renews Subscription To ‘Christianity Today’
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Satan Renews Subscription To ‘Christianity Today’

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

HELL — Embattled magazine Christianity Today received some good news today, as it was revealed that Satan had renewed his…

Taxpayer-Funded Illegal Immigrant Gender Surgeon Having A Really Bad Week
Babylon Bee

Taxpayer-Funded Illegal Immigrant Gender Surgeon Having A Really Bad Week

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — After looking forward to having an exciting and fulfilling 2025, a local taxpayer-funded illegal immigrant gender surgeon…

Trump Announces Plan To Make California A Part Of The U.S.
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces Plan To Make California A Part Of The U.S.

FinnJanuary 29, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Adding to a list of bold initiatives that had included speculative goals to annex Greenland and absorb…

10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE
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10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

With reports rolling in of widespread panic among the illegal immigrant population of the United States, foreign-born people across the…

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