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AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers
Babylon Bee

AirLyft Now Available For Plus-Sized Customers

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

U.S. — In an attempt to more effectively cater to underserved segments of the population, ridesharing company Lyft introduced a…

‘I Don’t Really Care, Margaret’ Merchandise Sales Expected To Exceed $1 Billion Annually
Babylon Bee

‘I Don’t Really Care, Margaret’ Merchandise Sales Expected To Exceed $1 Billion Annually

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

U.S. — Meme-related revenue was predicted to hit an all-time high by the end of the year, as industry experts…

Democrats Warn Trump Policies Will Lead To Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Child Traffickers
Babylon Bee

Democrats Warn Trump Policies Will Lead To Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Child Traffickers

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

U.S. — As people on both sides of the immigration debate continued to grow louder, Democrats warned America that President…

President Trump Pledges $100 Billion In Aid For Babylon Bee To Develop A Third Joke
Babylon Bee

President Trump Pledges $100 Billion In Aid For Babylon Bee To Develop A Third Joke

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s too much winning: President Donald J. Trump has just announced a generous $100 billion in aid…

Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover’s Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped
Babylon Bee

Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover’s Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped

FinnJanuary 28, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Illinois governor Jay Robert Pritzker has taken a firm stance against Trump’s recent deportations by vowing to…

10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate The U.S.
Babylon Bee

10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate The U.S.

FinnJanuary 27, 2025

As wonderful as the “New Golden Age” has been the past week, it’s now painfully evident that President Trump’s immigration…

Democrats Once Again Concerned About Who Will Pick Their Crops
Babylon Bee

Democrats Once Again Concerned About Who Will Pick Their Crops

FinnJanuary 27, 2025

U.S. — With heated debate taking place across the country over President Donald Trump’s initiative to carry out mass deportations…

Chiefs Accused Of Rigging Games By Playing Better Than The Other Teams
Babylon Bee

Chiefs Accused Of Rigging Games By Playing Better Than The Other Teams

FinnJanuary 27, 2025

KANSAS CITY, MO — Continuing a season-long trend following Sunday’s AFC Championship Game, the Kansas City Chiefs were accused of…

Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off
Babylon Bee

Exhausted Media Begs Trump To Take A Day Off

FinnJanuary 27, 2025

U.S. — Only one week into the new administration and struggling to keep up with the constant flow of things…

Phew: Trump Announces Immigrants Working Taco Trucks Can Stay
Babylon Bee

Phew: Trump Announces Immigrants Working Taco Trucks Can Stay

FinnJanuary 26, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nation breathed a sigh of collective relief today as Trump announced that any immigrant working a…

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