Category: Babylon Bee

LONDON — Public outrage over the scandal related to allegations of ongoing abuse of children intensified in the United Kingdom…

SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom neatly addressed California’s wildfire problem earlier today by announcing that fire will finally be…

U.S. — Donald Trump revealed his sensitive side this week when he announced he would let his son Barron pick…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter’s funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few…

LOS ANGELOS, CA — In the wake of the flaming devastation of California, President Biden offered fire victims a comforting…

U.S. — After surveying tens of thousands of men, researchers at the University of Boston have concluded that the deepest…

LOS ANGELES, CA — As the world looked on in shock while multiple wildfires ravaged areas outside of Los Angeles,…

DETROIT, MI — As part of a new campaign to make cars safer for women, General Motors unveiled an innovative…

MANHATTAN, NY — Sonny Hostin declared today that she had experienced “the Holocaust times ten” after the barista forgot to…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With his old hair starting to wear out, House Speaker Mike Johnson called the LEGO company to…