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WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo
Babylon Bee

WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s resurgence reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump announced a plan to attack…

Impoverished Man Only Has Two Computer Monitors
Babylon Bee

Impoverished Man Only Has Two Computer Monitors

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

PALO ALTO, CA — According to sources, a local impoverished man only has two computer monitors on his desk in…

Audit Reveals All Fort Knox Gold Replaced With IOUs
Babylon Bee

Audit Reveals All Fort Knox Gold Replaced With IOUs

FinnFebruary 17, 2025

FORT KNOX, KY — An audit by the Department Of Government Efficiency has revealed that all the heavy gold bars…

Woman Posts Pic Of Her Dinner For Benefit Of Friends Who’ve Never Seen Spaghetti
Babylon Bee

Woman Posts Pic Of Her Dinner For Benefit Of Friends Who’ve Never Seen Spaghetti

FinnFebruary 16, 2025

LEXINGTON, KY — Local woman Julie Linton took several pictures of her dinner to post on social media for the…

Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem
Babylon Bee

Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

FinnFebruary 16, 2025

MONTREAL — Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played last…

Europe Vows To Stick It To Trump By Finally Paying Their Own Bills
Babylon Bee

Europe Vows To Stick It To Trump By Finally Paying Their Own Bills

FinnFebruary 16, 2025

MUNICH, DE — Following Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech condemning Europe for failing to do its part alongside America to…

SNL Celebrates 25th Anniversary Of Last Time It Was Funny
Babylon Bee

SNL Celebrates 25th Anniversary Of Last Time It Was Funny

FinnFebruary 15, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — Saturday Night Live hosted an epic celebration to mark fifty years since the show started and…

Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U.
Babylon Bee

Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U.

FinnFebruary 15, 2025

MUNICH — Angry about Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech denouncing censorship in the Europe, the European Union has decided to…

Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet
Babylon Bee

Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet

FinnFebruary 15, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have demanded increased transparency from a man who painstakingly posts on the internet every single thing…

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid
Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid

FinnFebruary 14, 2025

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was only officially confirmed and sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services…

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