Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — The Department of Government Efficiency faced renewed calls for independent oversight after news broke that DOGE boss Elon…

U.S. — As an added safety measure to prevent further runway catastrophes, Delta Airlines has added a little hanging tennis…

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency is still in the process of combing through the records of the Social Security…

CHICAGO, IL — Yet another batch of heathy vegan food was painstakingly synthesized using 957 chemicals earlier today at the…

Disney announced last week they would be discontinuing their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring practices, a giant move away from…

Following a tumultuous — and some may say — reckless — three weeks gutting government agencies vital in running our…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump’s efforts to end the war in Ukraine…

SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the…

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being…

HAMBURG — Chaos erupted and hundreds fled in a German city once again today, after what witnesses described as a…