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Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom
Babylon Bee

Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — With Governor Gavin Newsom facing withering criticism over his preparations for wildfires, the Delta Smelt Fish Association…

Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City
Babylon Bee

Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City

FinnJanuary 11, 2025

MANHATTAN, NY — In another disgusting display of judicial activism, progressive judge Juan Merchan released a man convicted of 34…

9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter
Babylon Bee

9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

The Ark Encounter continues to be a hot spot for tourists across the country, but creator Ken Ham is reportedly…

A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent
Babylon Bee

A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

U.S. — To counteract concerns that Artificial Intelligence is growing too rapidly and will soon become self-aware and destroy humanity,…

Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi
Babylon Bee

Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial conclusion to the “hush money” trial against him, President-elect Donald Trump was forced…

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He’s Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes
Babylon Bee

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He’s Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Girl firefighter Melissa Sandros risked life and limb yesterday as she entered a burning building to…

Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There’s No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless
Babylon Bee

Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There’s No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mourners who had gathered at the National Cathedral on Thursday to say goodbye to former President Jimmy…

Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency
Babylon Bee

Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

U.S. — As the entire nation watched in horror at the devastation being unleashed on California by multiple wildfires, the…

Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires
Babylon Bee

Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires

FinnJanuary 10, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of…

10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires
Babylon Bee

10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires

FinnJanuary 9, 2025

As the world continued to look on in shock at the devastation being caused by multiple wildfires ravaging Southern California,…

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