Category: Babylon Bee

ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The tug-of-war taking over federal spending continued this week, as prominent Democrats pledged to waste more money…

MUNICH — After witnessing his fiery speech against unchecked mass migration in Munich, residents of Europe begged JD Vance to…

With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human…

FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed Thursday as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services with…

ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The reign of terror perpetrated by the Trump administration looked to continue this week, with Democrats and…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panic quickly ensued for federal government employee Jared Walker after Elon Musk’s son Lil X came up…