To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
GORGOROTH, MORDOR — Orcs have banded together in protest of King Aragorn following his coronation in Minas Tirith, announcing a…
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Alex Jones And 10 Other Exciting Trump Cabinet Picks
Donald Trump has been re-elected, and it’s time for Trump to assemble a new team of brilliant minds to serve…
BREAKING: Arizona Announces They Have Counted Another Ballot
PHOENIX, AZ — Election authorities in Arizona proudly announced today that their round-the-clock efforts have at last resulted in another…
Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss
U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he…
Rosie O’Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike
MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump’s victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O’Donnell…
Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected
Trump is now President-Elect and we are now living in the Handmaid’s Tale and all our rights are gone and…
4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term
U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump’s landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020…
Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets
U.S. — The gender gap was once again proven to be real as a woman was only awarded 78% of…
Trump Beats Another Woman
U.S. — President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women. Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame,…
Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser
WASHINGTON, D.C. — American rock band Rage Against the Machine, famous for songs with anti-authoritarian themes, proudly announced they would…