Category: Babylon Bee

    America’s 38th state is often assumed to be just one giant mountain, but it’s so much more! For example,…

    NEW YORK, NY — Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women’s National Basketball Association decided to…

    BOSTON, MA — The state’s Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech…

    Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person’s continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just “don’t wanna.”…

    WASHINGTON, DC — Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez admitted to friends that it’s been hard to find single men at her…

    MADISON, WI — After suffering a stunning electoral upset, a distraught Democratic governor hopeful Francesca Hong will be forced…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his first public statement since testifying before a senatorial committee, Dr. Anthony Fauci said misleading…

    NEW YORK CITY, NY — After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted…

    TALLAHASSEE, FL — With recent data showing a marked decrease in crime across the Sunshine State, Florida officials credited…

    WOODSTOCK, ME — Podcast host Tucker Carlson reportedly deflected blame over dirty dishes left in his kitchen sink on…