Category: Babylon Bee

    NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to…

    WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme…

    TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then…

    VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station,…

    The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond…

    SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans…

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local man Tony Flanders noted that, by the looks of it, his next-door neighbor…

    PARIS — On Monday, French officials questioned how the United States could classify the airman rescue mission a success…

    U.S. — The installation of the Automated Ball-Strike System in Major League Baseball has left traditionalists longing for the…