Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a “takeover”…
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Faith In Humanity Instantly Restored By Kids’ Lemonade Stand
FRISCO, TX — Local woman Samantha Johnson’s faith in humanity was instantly restored this afternoon after she drove up…
Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something
U.S. — Panic spread across the nation today after the federal government threatened to fix something. Read More FinnFinn…
‘C’ From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck
NEW YORK, NY — A portion of downtown New York was closed on Friday after the “C” from the…
After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man’s Going To Need A Helper
EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after…
Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse
LOUISVILLE, KY — Churchill Downs Inc. (CDI), which manages the annual Kentucky Derby race, formed a committee this week…
‘How Do You Spell Gazongas?’ Asks Trump While Drafting Up Job Posting For New Press Secretary
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the departure of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, President Trump got straight to work…
Kamala Harris Issues Dire Warning That SAVE America Act Could Result In America Being Saved
LOS ANGELES, CA — As heated debate continued to rage across the nation and on Capitol Hill over legislation…
Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch
LOS ANGELES, CA — A special WNBA task force announced on Thursday that they had been unable to define…
Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she will be leaving her post in order to…