Category: Babylon Bee

    LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA’s Artemis II…

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to…

    If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new…

    JERUSALEM — After definitively declaring that he would not believe in Jesus’ resurrection unless he saw and touched him,…

    ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the…

    This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can’t just talk — we…

    The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in…

    MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks…

    U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated…

    NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the…