Category: Babylon Bee

    TEMPE, AZ — Local man Frank Benden, who was currently engulfed in flames, assured friends coming to visit that…

    U.S. — After years of ignoring the world’s most popular sport, Americans finally took a keen interest in soccer…

    U.S. — With several areas across the globe battling record high temperatures, Americans have graciously offered to help by…

    CHICAGO, IL — After fielding a flood of calls complaining of loud popping noises, the Chicago Police Department issued…

    PARIS — American visitor Ben Garfield reportedly entered day three of attempting to find an exit from a roundabout.…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe…

    NEW YORK, NY — Defying old age and government authorities, libertarian firebrand Ron Paul was spotted climbing to the…

    U.S. — The Transportation Security Administration announced on Thursday that it had officially placed the entire Democratic Party on…

    BIRMINGHAM, AL — A new technique for managing children was discovered this week, as local woman Sarah Bailey got…

    ORLANDO, FL — After years of being admired for his absolutely shredded physique, local man Chris Kolaski finally revealed…