Category: Babylon Bee

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized…

    SAN DIEGO, CA — According to breaking news reports, John Bolton agreed to plead guilty to one count of…

    WILBURTON, OK — An intensive Bible study reportedly ended with the dramatic revelation that Elijah and Elisha are two…

    FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week…

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

    LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some…

    SACRAMENTO — California officials announced on Wednesday that they had finally finished counting the votes and Ronald Reagan had…

    NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the…

    AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico was busy campaigning today when he noticed that the time had reached…

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers…