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12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    Don’t be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids…

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Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time “Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want” sale.…

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Trump Brags Oil Never Worth This Much Under Biden

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The wins just keep on coming, according to President Donald Trump, who bragged to the media…

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Report: The Reason TV Shows Take So Long to Make Now Is Because They Film in the Dark

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    U.S. — There are two major complaints about TV shows these days. One is that they take so long…

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Theologians Confirm Heaven’s Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists

FinnMarch 26, 2026

    WORLD — The world’s leading theologians weighed in on the nature of Heaven this week, confirming what many have…

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Child Psychologists Now Say Screen Time Is OK For Toddlers As Long As You’re Showing Them ‘Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World’

FinnMarch 26, 2026

    BETHESDA, MD — A leading group of child psychologists suggested screen time is now considered “OK” for toddlers as…

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Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New ‘Godfather’ Sequel

FinnMarch 26, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — In a special joint announcement with legendary filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, late-night talk show host…

Babylon Bee

Olympics Bans All Balls From Women’s Sports

FinnMarch 26, 2026

    LAUSANNE — In a landmark statement intended to simultaneously clarify lingering questions regarding trans athletes in events and prevent…

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Man Unsure If What’s Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really Cool Jacket

FinnMarch 25, 2026

    CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he…

Babylon Bee

7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid

FinnMarch 25, 2026

    Kids these days. They’re pushovers. Back in the old days, every kid knew how to work, fight, and smoke…

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