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Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early
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Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    SPRING HILL, TN — Local dad Dave Tibbets, whose wife and children were visiting relatives out of state, reportedly…

Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
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Disaster: ‘VeggieTales’ Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    THE COUNTERTOP — The devastating Cyclospora parasite outbreak that lives on fresh produce tragically struck several beloved members of…

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
Babylon Bee

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — WNBA star Caitlin Clark put up an historic triple-double last night, suffering 10 fractures, 11 concussions,…

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
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Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time

FinnJuly 20, 2026

    U.S. — After 19 days of added time, Pride Month finally came to a close.    Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…

‘Who’s Laughing Now?’ Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
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‘Who’s Laughing Now?’ Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

FinnJuly 18, 2026

    LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers…

Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant ‘Q’
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Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant ‘Q’

FinnJuly 18, 2026

    IRAN — U.S. Central Command attempted to launch another wave of strikes on Iran today, but it was called…

Netflix Announces New Animated Film ‘Bro-Country Demon Hunters’
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Netflix Announces New Animated Film ‘Bro-Country Demon Hunters’

FinnJuly 18, 2026

    U.S. — Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit “K-Pop Demon Hunters”, Netflix has announced a new animated…

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To ‘Fly Safe’
Babylon Bee

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To ‘Fly Safe’

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one…

Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’
Babylon Bee

Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death…

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
Babylon Bee

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump’s national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to…

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