Category: Babylon Bee

    BREA, CA — Church members were reportedly aghast when, during a routine worship service, the worship leader brought an…

    ATLANTA, GA — As part of the channel’s ongoing quest to ensure accurate media reporting, CNN has elected to…

    NEW YORK, NY — Heaven rejoiced today after a Jewish man accepted Jesus and converted to Christianity. Sources confirmed…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Democrats voted to expel Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman on Thursday after their repeated warnings for…

    MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Ed Clayfield reportedly saved himself an extended period of suffering by hiring members of…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite early indications to the contrary, the Senate passed the SAVE Act after Senator Mike Lee…

    TEHRAN — Rumors of the Ayatollah regime’s nefarious plot to launch an assault on the west coast of the…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats criticized Secretary of War Pete Hegseth for giving frontline U.S. soldiers a nice meal when…

    MONTGOMERY, AL — A local teenage girl warned her friends that there was a creep with a BBQ stain…