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God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
Babylon Bee

Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was…

Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate
Babylon Bee

Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate

FinnSeptember 7, 2026

    U.S. — Women across America honored the passing of feminist icon Gloria Steinem by dropping their kids off at…

California Teen Flunks Driver’s License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign
Babylon Bee

California Teen Flunks Driver’s License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign

FinnSeptember 7, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — A local 16-year-old saw her dreams crushed Thursday after bringing her vehicle to a complete, zero-mile-per-hour…

Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second
Babylon Bee

Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second

FinnSeptember 6, 2026

    ANN ARBOR — In one of the most remarkable technological breakthroughs of the past millennium, scientists at the University…

Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God
Babylon Bee

Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God

FinnSeptember 5, 2026

    U.S. — As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released…

Oh No! Peter Forgives Neighbor 73 Times, But Then Lost Count And Now He’s Got To Start Over
Babylon Bee

Oh No! Peter Forgives Neighbor 73 Times, But Then Lost Count And Now He’s Got To Start Over

FinnSeptember 4, 2026

    JUDEA — In adherence to the teachings of Jesus, Simon, who is called Peter, was committed to forgiving the…

Hollywood Colorist Fired After Accidentally Leaving Color In Film
Babylon Bee

Hollywood Colorist Fired After Accidentally Leaving Color In Film

FinnSeptember 4, 2026

    BURBANK, CA — Panic swept through Warner Bros. Studios on Tuesday after a senior colorist was terminated for accidentally…

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