Elon Musk Credits Trillionaire Status To Dave Ramsey Envelope System
U.S. — After making history by becoming the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk credited his enormous wealth to carefully…
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British Government Gives Religious Exemption For Suicide Vests
LONDON — In an ongoing effort to balance religious freedom and public safety, the government of the United Kingdom…
Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been Beheaded
LONDON — According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond…
‘Disclosure Day’ Causes Audiences To Question Their Faith In Steven Spielberg
U.S. — Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness’s most legendary…
King Solomon Admits He May Have Plagiarized ‘Nothing New Under The Sun’
JERUSALEM — As he observed the temple scribes hard at work making official copies of the book of Ecclesiastes,…
‘What Is A World Cup?’ Googles America
U.S. — As the highly anticipated soccer matches prepared to kick off in cities throughout the country, millions of…
World Cup Stadium Empty As European Tourists All Just Hanging Out At Buc-ee’s
U.S. — As the first World Cup matches were set to get underway this week, the stadiums were completely…
Elon Musk Confirms He Will Soon Have Enough Money To Become Batman
AUSTIN, TX — As the richest man in the world approaches a net worth of $1 trillion, Musk confirmed…
EMTs To Be Stationed Near Spurs Bench Next Game To Prevent Choking
SAN ANTONIO, TX — For the health and safety of the team’s players, the San Antonio Spurs will be…
Bill Gates Brought Before Congress To Answer For Epstein, Windows Vista
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates was brought before the United States Congress this week…