Category: Babylon Bee

    SANTA MONICA, CA — According to sources, a CVS employee kept a clear head amid the chaos of a…

    HEAVEN — Millions breathed a sigh of relief today as Heavenly sources confirmed that sending a prayer hands emoji…

    U.S. — Procter & Gamble announced a new breakthrough in male grooming products on Friday with the introduction of…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to limit interruptions at tonight’s White House Correspondents Dinner, President Donald Trump requested that…

    CONCORD, NH — Labor Day, and the symbolic start of pumpkin spice season, is just a short 45 days…

    NEW YORK, NY — After personally declaring war on the Jewish people, Mayor Zohran Mamdani issued a forceful condemnation…

    NEW YORK, NY — As a mugger repeatedly stabbed him on a Manhattan street corner, local resident Ethan Wallace…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — A construction site in the downtown area was fined several thousand dollars on Thursday after…

    NORTH HAVEN, CT — A local member of Gen Z reportedly suffered from a major panic attack on Thursday…

    U.S. — League officials for the WNBA warned Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham that if men were not allowed…