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Here’s How ‘The New York Times’ Reported 9 Historic Attacks
Babylon Bee

Here’s How ‘The New York Times’ Reported 9 Historic Attacks

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a…

FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
Babylon Bee

FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    HARMONDSWORTH — Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by…

Starbucks Workers Freeze In Awestruck Wonder As Man Orders Something Called A ‘Black Coffee’
Babylon Bee

Starbucks Workers Freeze In Awestruck Wonder As Man Orders Something Called A ‘Black Coffee’

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    PUEBLO, CO — Stunned Starbucks workers completely froze up in apparent awestruck wonder as local 39-year-old man Nathan Almes…

King Solomon Asks 1,000 Wives And Concubines If There Is Anything To Charges That He Is A Patriarchal Misogynist
Babylon Bee

King Solomon Asks 1,000 Wives And Concubines If There Is Anything To Charges That He Is A Patriarchal Misogynist

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    JERUSALEM — King Solomon held court with his 700 wives and 300 concubines to ask whether or not there…

UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
Babylon Bee

UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    GLOUCESTERSHIRE — A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after…

Near Disaster As FlyDubai Pilot Fails To Illuminate ‘No Hijacking’ Sign
Babylon Bee

Near Disaster As FlyDubai Pilot Fails To Illuminate ‘No Hijacking’ Sign

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    TEL AVIV — Disaster nearly struck FlyDubai Flight FZ1073 this morning after the pilot forgot to illuminate the “No…

Kristi Noem Files For Divorce, Expected To Get Half Of Husband’s Bras
Babylon Bee

Kristi Noem Files For Divorce, Expected To Get Half Of Husband’s Bras

FinnSeptember 29, 2026

    CASTLEWOOD, SD — Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem filed for divorce this week, with legal experts expecting her to…

Woman Prepares For Start Of ‘Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee’ Season
Babylon Bee

Woman Prepares For Start Of ‘Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee’ Season

FinnSeptember 29, 2026

    JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn’t contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said…

Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
Babylon Bee

Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing

FinnSeptember 29, 2026

    LONDON — The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice…

9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah’s Ark
Babylon Bee

9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah’s Ark

FinnSeptember 28, 2026

    An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah’s Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that…

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