Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser
U.S. — Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever “Hanukkah Barbie” this week, confirming today that each doll will come…
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Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He’s Staring At
TUCSON, AZ — Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the “provocative” clothing…
Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan…
CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE — CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a…
National Election Swayed As Beverly From Nebrasks Puts Political Sign In Yard
KEARNEY, NE — The tide turned this morning in the upcoming national midterm elections after Beverly Franks from Nebraska…
Wife Swoons As Husband Recites Song Of Solomon Verse Comparing Her To A Horse
REDDING, CA — Sources revealed that Georgia Mendlerot was over the moon on Friday after her husband recited a…
10 Ways Trump Made Xi Feel At Home In The White House
Chinese President Xi Jinping visited the White House this week for some good old-fashioned diplomacy, but President Donald Trump…
Trump Says There May Still Be Time To Save Midterm For Republicans By Starting A New War
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an address to GOP supporters on Friday, President Donald Trump outlined a bold strategy to…
Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists
AMARILLO, TX — During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again…
Judge Rules That Trump Must Allow White House Access To Assassins
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A federal judge has overturned President Donald Trump’s ban on assassins being allowed into the White…