Bari Weiss Facing Credible Allegations Of Doing Journalism
NEW YORK, NY — Interviews conducted with employees of CBS News revealed that Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss was facing internal…
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Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance
NEW YORK, NY — New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly seen standing in front of his bathroom…
Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air
CHICAGO, IL — A fifth-grade teacher at Lincoln Elementary reportedly admonished her classroom on Thursday, asking the kids to…
State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity
U.S. — The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity. Read More FinnFinn McFrame,…
Powerful: Gloria Steinem Refuses To Allow Satan To Hold Door To Hell Open For Her
HELL — Feminist icon Gloria Steinem refused to allow Satan to hold the door open for her on the…
Adventurous Gourmet Samples The Exotic Delicacies Of The Far East At Local Chinese Buffet
PEMBROKE PINES, FL — An adventurous gourmet with an eye for rare edible treasures was reportedly eager to sample…
Pete Hegseth Sets Up ‘Help Us Buy Missiles’ Lemonade Stand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth set up a lemonade stand by the Reflecting Pool in order…
Tiger Woods’ License Suspended After Court Determines He Is Half-Asian
JUPITER, FL — A Florida court suspended golf legend Tiger Woods’ driver’s license for five years after an investigation…
Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab
NEW YORK, NY — Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women’s…
The Babylon Bee Guide To Boomer Slang
Connecting with the older folk can be a challenge, especially when you have a hard time understanding what they’re…