Category: Babylon Bee

    DENVER, CO — A local man attracted a surprising amount of attention in recent weeks for being the last…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching moment, Senator Mitch McConnell honored his late friend and colleague, Lindsey Graham, with…

    BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — At the request of Hollywood executives, the California state government opened an inquiry into possible…

    FLORENCE — Japanese tourist Keiko Haruto was instantly shamed by her friends and family after it was discovered that…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Chief Medical Advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci admitted to those close to him that he was…

    WORLD — Across the globe this past weekend, dozens of people had the great fortune to hear someone shouting…

    AUSTIN, TX — Over the course of a ninety-minute transaction, Elon Musk became the sole and absolute owner of…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has made the final free agency decision of his career, announcing that he…

    HOUSTON, TX — Representatives for Wells Fargo explained to local customer Jim Stephens that they did give all of…