Authorities Now Believe FlyDubai Copilot Radicalized By Watching Ms. Rachel Videos
DUBAI — After a preliminary investigation, authorities believe the failed FlyDubai hijacker Hamam Al-Hammami was radicalized online by watching…
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Apple Fires Engineer For Designing Phone Battery That Lasts Longer Than Two Hours
CUPERTINO, CA — Apple confirmed it has fired senior battery engineer Daniel Li after he developed a prototype iPhone…
10 Surefire Ways To Execute Criminals
While humanity was once pretty effective at executing criminals, we’ve stumbled a bit as of late. Read More FinnFinn…
Guys Lowering Paralyzed Friend Through Roof Figure They Could Probably Just Drop Him
CAPERNAUM — After struggling to carefully lower their friend through the roof on his mat, the companions of the…
Man Prays Wife’s Fever Breaks Before It’s Time To Make Dinner
HOUSTON, TX — Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife’s fever…
4D Chess: Trump Guarantees Republican Victory In Midterms By Renaming Democrats ‘Republicans’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the November election barely over a month away, President Donald Trump guaranteed a Republican victory…
Feminist Mad That The Men She Hates Won’t Date Her
PALO ALTO, CA — Local woman and self-proclaimed feminist Brandy Sidwell expressed frustration this week over the fact that…
The 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wife
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you’re the man she’s…
Pete Hegseth Bans Women From Playing Any Class Other Than Healer In Video Games
QUANTICO, VA — While delivering remarks at Marine Corps Base Quantico, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth made the surprise…
Death Row Inmates Across The Country Put In Requests For All-Female Execution Teams
U.S. — Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed…