Moses Threatens Pharaoh With Plague Of Unskippable YouTube Ads
EGYPT — A remarkable discovery in what was formerly the Biblical land of Goshen indicated that, in addition to…
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Experts Warn Data Centers Could Soon Take Up All Abandoned Fields That Millennials Use For Family Photos
DRAPER, UT — Experts issued a new warning this week that the construction of massive data centers could soon…
‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…
‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…
Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
PLYMOUTH, MA — In the wake of Lindsay Clancy’s murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly…
Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily
GRAIN VALLEY, MO — The 2026 NFL season is kicking off this week, and as millions of fans set…
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair’s breadth of finding…
Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He’s Not Actually Playing Video Game
SEDONA, AZ — Local five-year-old Marcus Townsend unfortunately crossed the dreaded Rubicon of knowing whether he was actually playing…
News Station Adds Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru Wait Times To Traffic Report
LUBBOCK, TX — In an effort to better serve residents, one local news station added Chick-Fil-A drive-thru wait times…
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…