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The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do

FinnMay 13, 2026

    NOT SATIRE: My family fled communism — and American media almost turned me INTO a communist.   NOT SATIRE: My…

Babylon Bee

Like Genghis Khan Gazing Over His Empire, Man Watches As Fixed Sprinkler No Longer Waters Driveway

FinnMay 13, 2026

    OGDEN, UT — As the great Khan once stood admiring the vast reaches of his empire, so local man…

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BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said ‘I’m Fine’

FinnMay 13, 2026

    AKRON, OH — Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge…

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9 Signs ‘Lord of the Rings’ Is Clearly A Pagan Work

FinnMay 12, 2026

    NOT SATIRE: Help Share Genesis in Full Color Animation   NOT SATIRE: Help Share Genesis in Full Color Animation Read More…

Babylon Bee

Local Fan Way More Invested In Success Of Team Than Players On Actual Team Are

FinnMay 12, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — The San Diego Padres organization is reportedly concerned about local sports fan Lonny Philbin for…

Babylon Bee

China Visit Off To Rough Start After Trump Demands To Negotiate Directly With General Tso

FinnMay 12, 2026

    BEIJING — Diplomatic talks between the United States and China reportedly got off to an awkward start after President…

Babylon Bee

‘The View’ Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women

FinnMay 12, 2026

    U.S. — Longtime daytime talk show “The View” has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of…

Babylon Bee

In Spite Of Novelty Sign, God Declines To Bless This Mess

FinnMay 12, 2026

    TAMPA, FL — Heavenly sources have announced that the Almighty has declined to “Bless This Mess” in spite of…

Babylon Bee

WebMD Adds Convenient ‘Draft My Last Will And Testament’ Option

FinnMay 12, 2026

    U.S. — As part of ongoing efforts to empower the patient, medical website WebMD has added a convenient “Draft…

Babylon Bee

Karen Bass Endorsed By California Wildfires

FinnMay 12, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass received a glowing endorsement from California wildfires over the weekend, with thousands…

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