Alarming Study Shows Average Somali High School Senior In Minnesota Committing Fraud At Just A 5th Grade Level
EDINA, MN — An alarming new study of Minnesota schools revealed that the average Somali high school senior is…
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Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn’t ‘SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE’
U.S. — Researchers at the nation’s leading pharmaceutical companies are reportedly having second thoughts about their manufacturing methods for…
World Gathers To Watch A Bunch Of Sports And Also Figure Skating
WORLD — The 2026 Winter Olympics marks the 25th time that the world has gathered together to watch a…
Japanese Prime Minister Wins Landslide Victory After Promising To Introduce Forks
TOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly elected…
Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show
SANTA CLARA, CA – Following this year’s Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys…
NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution
U.S. — The Babylon Bee has announced that it will also be hosting an “even more patriotic” alternative halftime…
Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges
OMAHA, NE — After wrapping up this morning’s sermon, local Pastor Scott Denison headed to the booth as he…
8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account
Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it’s critical to…
Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting
U.S. — In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no…