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Visitors From Europe Tell Us Their 13 Most Surprising Discoveries In America

FinnJune 22, 2026

    The World Cup has brought real excitement to these American shores, and not just in the form of soccer,…

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Reflecting Pool Algae Surges Ahead Of Kamala In 2028 Democrat Presidential Polls

FinnJune 22, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The algae from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool surged ahead of former Vice President Kamala Harris…

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Prominent Muslim Leader Resigns

FinnJune 22, 2026

    LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world’s foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign…

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Democrat Candidate For Michigan District 32 Sanitation Board Promises To Free Palestine

FinnJune 22, 2026

    MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to “Free Palestine” as he launched his campaign for the District…

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Newsom Raises State Income Tax To 110 Percent

FinnJune 22, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Facing an operational budget shortfall of $10 billion, Governor Gavin Newsom announced today that he would…

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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae

FinnJune 20, 2026

    KABUL — The notorious terrorist organization ISIS has claimed responsibility for an algae attack that has disrupted the beautiful…

Babylon Bee

Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry

FinnJune 20, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — In a cruel denial of basic human rights, the Obama Presidential Library has disenfranchised millions of…

Babylon Bee

Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something

FinnJune 20, 2026

    PITTSBURGH, PA — Local company Stan’s Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month,…

Babylon Bee

Trump Unveils New Air Force One Helicarrier

FinnJune 19, 2026

    CAMP SPRINGS, MD — At Joint Base Andrews on Friday, President Donald Trump unveiled the next Air Force One,…

Babylon Bee

NASCAR Celebrates Pride Month With First All-Subaru Race

FinnJune 19, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the…

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