Category: Babylon Bee

    NEW YORK, NY — The New York Times, one of the country’s most venerated newspapers, announced it was adapting…

    ANAHEIM, CA — Disappointed hockey fans were issued a full refund for their tickets after zero fights broke out…

    LANGLEY, VA — Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the…

    LONDON — Prime Minister Keir Starmer, amidst calls for his immediate resignation, sheepishly admitted to having no idea how…

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Disturbing reports out of the San Francisco County Detention Center revealed that inmates were using…

    TEMPE, AZ — After taking a look under the hood of the Barton family’s Dodge Caravan, local mechanic Terry…

    TOPEKA, KS — Local hero Greg Miller was praised this week for his keen observation skills after courageously informing…

    U.S. — The results of a groundbreaking new study appear to show that the reason today’s children routinely struggle…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Mayor Karen Bass struck back at mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt on Wednesday, warning the surviving…

    U.S. — In a move that even some within the entertainment industry are branding as “too far”, director Christopher…