Category: Babylon Bee

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens had already been present for many…

    RICHMOND, VA — In the wake of the Virginia Supreme Court striking down the commonwealth’s redrawn voting map, Democrats…

    Peter Jackson’s The Fellowship of the Ring is among the best films ever made, but it’s long. Clocking in…

    CAMBRIDGE — A paper published by professors at the University of Cambridge affirmed a long-speculated theory about Heaven, that…

    UNITED STATES — Do you feel like you are playing life on hard mode now that gas is $5…

    CANARY ISLANDS — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced today that he has achieved a remarkable breakthrough in gain-of-function research at…

    SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a…

    U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have…

    The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and…

    MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist…