Category: Babylon Bee

    Kids these days. They’re pushovers. Back in the old days, every kid knew how to work, fight, and smoke…

    BRENTWOOD, TN — The man who pushed over Jack Reacher’s motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has…

    HOUSTON, TX — Local newlyweds Brandon and Amelia Stockwell reported having the time of their lives during a romantic…

    CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of two historically bad seasons, the owner of the Chicago White Sox has…

    LA PLATA, MD — The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said…

    Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest,…

    ANN ARBOR, MI — Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had…

    U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted…

    BURBANK, CA — Due to some clever thinking by producers of Walt Disney Pictures’ live-action Moana remake, the $150…

    NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn’t worth the…