Category: Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the death…

    TEHRAN — A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday,…

    U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the…

    U.S. — In its ongoing effort to make watching football as difficult as possible, the National Football League announced…

    U.S. — In a powerful protest against Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s caution against drinking alcohol at breakfast, liberals have…

    U.S. — A losing football team excitedly announced today it had hired a new head coach, who was just…

    MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state’s daycare records were destroyed…

    U.S. — Following the events in Minneapolis this past week, liberals across America are now living under the constant…

    RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and…