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New Reusable Water Bottle Makes You Sign In To Google

FinnMarch 3, 2026

    U.S. — According to sources, a new reusable water bottle now requires the user to sign into their Google…

Babylon Bee

Economists Announce Global Economic System Depends Entirely On Like Maybe Two Guys At Nvidia Who Understand How Computers Work

FinnMarch 3, 2026

    U.S. — American economists warned the public on Tuesday that the entire global economic system depends entirely on “like…

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Biden Asks Why Trump Didn’t Just Bomb Ayatollah In the Leg

FinnMarch 3, 2026

    DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran’s tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe…

Babylon Bee

‘Soon…,’ Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban…

Babylon Bee

Here’s How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military Operation   Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military…

Babylon Bee

Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators

FinnMarch 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly…

Babylon Bee

Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie’s Kosher Delicatessen

FinnMarch 1, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch…

Babylon Bee

Iran Introduces New Ayatollah

FinnMarch 1, 2026

    TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah,…

Babylon Bee

British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next

FinnFebruary 28, 2026

    LONDON — British citizens have politely asked if perhaps they could be next on the list for liberation from…

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