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FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That’s Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There

FinnDecember 14, 2025

    WORLD — Fake news media across the globe have reported that a mass shooting occurred in Australia, which is…

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Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife

FinnDecember 13, 2025

    RICHMOND, KY — Local husband Kevin Manthei fell ill over the weekend, requiring constant care and attention from his…

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Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It

FinnDecember 13, 2025

    U.S. — Podcaster and amateur sleuth Candace Owens has vowed to honor Charlie Kirk’s legacy by doing everything in…

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12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than ‘Monopoly’

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don’t let that happen to you.   Countless families…

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Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His Cookies

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    U.S. — As Christmas Eve approaches, decorations adorn the tree, and bands of carolers prepare to roam the streets,…

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California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House

FinnDecember 12, 2025

    PACIFIC PALISADES, CA — Bucking years of tradition, a family new to the California area had failed to build…

Babylon Bee

Thinking About Going To Church? Here Are 10 Tips For Your First Sunday

FinnDecember 11, 2025

    Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you’re…

Babylon Bee

US Military Persuades Entire Venezuelan Army To Surrender By Offering Them Some Food

FinnDecember 11, 2025

    VENEZUELA — In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out…

Babylon Bee

Meaning Of Christmas Revealed To Actually Be Those Popcorn Tins With The Three Types Of Popcorn

FinnDecember 11, 2025

    The meaning of Christmas has been officially revealed, and it’s all about those metal tins with three types of…

Babylon Bee

Report: Backs Of Cereal Boxes Have Really Gone Downhill

FinnDecember 11, 2025

    U.S. — A recent report finds that the backs of cereal boxes have really gone downhill over the years,…

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