The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here’s What Happens Next
The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation.…
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Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has ordered all flags at One World Trade Center to be flown…
Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body
TEHRAN — Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have…
Tucker Carlson Sneaks Into U.S. Military Hangar To Slash The Tires On All The B-2 Bombers
U.S. — The Pentagon released a statement on Friday confirming a security breach by political commentator Tucker Carlson, who…
10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic
There may be a bias toward Protestantism here, but being Catholic has its perks, too (reportedly). A delegation from…
Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former president and axophone player Bill Clinton testified to members of Congress today that his answer…
Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Little Tikes Cozy Coupe
U.S. — Tesla announced on Friday that it had entered an agreement to create a joint venture with Little…
Genius Dad Joins TikTok, Causing Teenage Daughter To Think It’s Lame
ST. GEORGE, UT — Local dad Sam Weaver struck a fatal blow against his teenage daughter’s obsession with TikTok…
Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students
SHOREVIEW, MN — In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump…
Iran Says They Will Rain Death And Destruction On The U.S. If They Are Bombed Two More Times
GENEVA — Amid ongoing negotiations over Tehran’s nuclear program, Iran’s Supreme Leader unequivocally informed the United States that they…