FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That’s Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There
WORLD — Fake news media across the globe have reported that a mass shooting occurred in Australia, which is…
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Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife
RICHMOND, KY — Local husband Kevin Manthei fell ill over the weekend, requiring constant care and attention from his…
Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It
U.S. — Podcaster and amateur sleuth Candace Owens has vowed to honor Charlie Kirk’s legacy by doing everything in…
12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than ‘Monopoly’
Countless families have been destroyed by games of Monopoly gone awry. Don’t let that happen to you. Countless families…
Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His Cookies
U.S. — As Christmas Eve approaches, decorations adorn the tree, and bands of carolers prepare to roam the streets,…
California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House
PACIFIC PALISADES, CA — Bucking years of tradition, a family new to the California area had failed to build…
Thinking About Going To Church? Here Are 10 Tips For Your First Sunday
Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you’re…
US Military Persuades Entire Venezuelan Army To Surrender By Offering Them Some Food
VENEZUELA — In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out…
Meaning Of Christmas Revealed To Actually Be Those Popcorn Tins With The Three Types Of Popcorn
The meaning of Christmas has been officially revealed, and it’s all about those metal tins with three types of…
Report: Backs Of Cereal Boxes Have Really Gone Downhill
U.S. — A recent report finds that the backs of cereal boxes have really gone downhill over the years,…