Category: Babylon Bee

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state’s next…

    SOUTH CARIBBEAN — A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a…

    MONTEREY PARK, CA — A heated debated between the candidates for governor of California descended into mayhem last night…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark decision to compensate for what was described as “mistreatment” he suffered in jail,…

    President Donald Trump announced this week that he was reinstating the Presidential Fitness Test to evaluate the physical health…

    EAST OF EDEN — After discovering the horrific murder of their son Abel, Adam and Eve sat down to…

    SPRINGFIELD, IL — Local parents Mark and Jenna Wilkins spent the day eagerly waiting to find out what grade…

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not…

    PORTLAND, OR — After losing his coding job to artificial intelligence, local man Roger Garrison was told by political…

    U.S. — Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused…