Category: Babylon Bee

    U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of…

    Don’t be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids…

    U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time “Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want” sale.…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The wins just keep on coming, according to President Donald Trump, who bragged to the media…

    U.S. — There are two major complaints about TV shows these days. One is that they take so long…

    WORLD — The world’s leading theologians weighed in on the nature of Heaven this week, confirming what many have…

    BETHESDA, MD — A leading group of child psychologists suggested screen time is now considered “OK” for toddlers as…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — In a special joint announcement with legendary filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, late-night talk show host…

    LAUSANNE — In a landmark statement intended to simultaneously clarify lingering questions regarding trans athletes in events and prevent…

    CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he…