Category: Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a hard-set face betrayed by tears, President Donald Trump was seen taking Homeland Security Secretary…

    TEHRAN — The United States Air Force confirmed a major strategic victory in Iran this week after it utilized…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Faced with the threat of their total annihilation, the Islamic Republic of Iran reportedly contacted the…

    BATESVILLE, IN — In what many called a brazen attack on cherished American values, the Ripley County Board of…

    It can be difficult to find modest attire when you’re a Christian woman, what with all the competing expectations.…

    PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines.…

    TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation’s leadership, the Assembly…

    U.S. — Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war…

    TEHRAN — In a tragic oversight, Iran’s “Assembly of Experts” forgot to include an expert in not dying in…

    FALLON, NV — Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to…