South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus’ Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South…
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James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side
U.S. — According to sources, investigative journalist James O’Keefe once again went deep undercover in spite of his notoriety…
Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
WESTMINSTER, CO — According to sources, a so-called “Zoomer” is actually low-key trying hard at life and caring about…
Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Popular kids’ entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are…
Nation’s Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11
U.S. — In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation’s…
After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL
LAS VEGAS, NV — What was thought of up until recently as a promising college football coaching career took…
Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack
NEW YORK, NY — The leader of America’s most prominent city experienced a family crisis today, as reports indicated…
Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly…
To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah
MELBOURNE — To stem the growing tide of violence against Jewish citizens, the Australian government has moved to officially…
FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That’s Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There
WORLD — Fake news media across the globe have reported that a mass shooting occurred in Australia, which is…