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NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

    BRUSSELS — Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the…

Babylon Bee

Ominous Sign? New Army Recruitment Ads Say ‘Visit Lovely Greenland’

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

    U.S. — In yet another potentially ominous sign that President Donald Trump was dead-set on the United States acquiring…

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Tucker Carlson Amazed At How Clean And Well-Run The Murdering Of Iranian Protestors Is

FinnJanuary 15, 2026

    U.S. — After watching the news of the Iranian government executing tens of thousands of protestors, political commentator Tucker…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Respond To RFK With New Food Pentagram

FinnJanuary 14, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the new food pyramid released Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Democrats have released an…

Babylon Bee

Bill Clinton Says He’ll Gladly Testify On Epstein Case Just As Soon He Gets Back From This Cool Island

FinnJanuary 14, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former…

Babylon Bee

Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus

FinnJanuary 14, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the…

Babylon Bee

Trump Announces Plan To Take Australia And Cash In Its 2 Troop Bonus Every Round, Wait Till All The Other Armies Are Depleted, Then Launch His Assault On Asia

FinnJanuary 14, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each…

Babylon Bee

Trump’s New Rose Garden Signage Deemed ‘Tacky,’ ‘Overwrought’

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite its lavish overhaul to provide the iconic landscaping with a much-needed facelift for 2026, President…

Babylon Bee

9 Astonishing Facts You Didn’t Know About Heaven

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    Heaven is known to be a place of eternal comfort and rest for God’s people (and way better than…

Babylon Bee

St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    HEAVEN — Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the “Dilbert” comic strip, has just been shown to…

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