Trump To Choose Next Venezuelan President In Inaugural Season Of ‘El Aprendiz’
CARACAS — Following the deposition of dictator Nicolas Maduro, the White House announced that Donald Trump would make his…
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Trump Leads Seal Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CA — Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that…
Liberals Quickly Change ‘No Kings’ Signs To Read ‘Yes Kings’ In Support Of Maduro
U.S. — Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government’s arrest of Nicolás Maduro by…
Tim Walz Retiring To Spend More Time In Prison
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
British Ask If Trump Can Please Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer
LONDON, UK — In the wake of the swift capture and extradition of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro, millions of…
Man’s High School Hacky Sack Skills Woefully Underprepared Him For Adult Life
SAN JOSE, CA — Local man Jeremy Gibbons’ incredible hacky sack skills have somehow left him woefully unprepared for…
Sad: This Man Didn’t Check The News For One Hour And Missed The Entirety Of World War III
SPOKANE, WA — Local man Travis Barnes sadly failed to check his phone for one hour, missing out on…
Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact,…
Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
CARACAS — In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas…
Sad: Ilhan Omar Tells Brother It’s Time They Start Seeing Other Siblings
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to sources, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar gently broke the news to her brother, Ahmed Nur Said…