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Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    Los Angeles, CA — Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of…

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Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new…

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In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America’s southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV…

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11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you’re a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may…

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To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of…

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Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — With the increase in violence against conservative political leaders and influencers posing a great threat to national…

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Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through…

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Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress…

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Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    TULSA, OK — Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as…

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Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6′ 4″ bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women’s clothing,…

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