Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated
Los Angeles, CA — Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of…
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Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new…
In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America’s southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV…
11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you’re a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may…
To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields
U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of…
Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell
U.S. — With the increase in violence against conservative political leaders and influencers posing a great threat to national…
Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies
LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through…
Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress…
Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands
TULSA, OK — Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as…
Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6′ 4″ bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women’s clothing,…