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Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit

   

ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender on the condition that Vice President JD Vance dresses up in “a very cute sailor outfit, preferably with the hat.”

  ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender on the condition that Vice President JD Vance dresses up in “a very cute sailor outfit, preferably with the hat.” Read More

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