Category: Babylon Bee

    TEHRAN — In a tragic oversight, Iran’s “Assembly of Experts” forgot to include an expert in not dying in…

    FALLON, NV — Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to…

    U.S. — According to sources, a new reusable water bottle now requires the user to sign into their Google…

    U.S. — American economists warned the public on Tuesday that the entire global economic system depends entirely on “like…

    DOVER, DE — In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran’s tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe…

    LEE’S SUMMIT, MO — The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban…

    Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military Operation   Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In ‘Perfectly Executed’ Military…

    EGYPT — Newly unearthed records appear to indicate a man claiming to be from the future traveled to ancient…

    NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly…

    NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch…