Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators
NEW YORK, NY — After U.S. military action against the Ayatollah, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly…
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Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie’s Kosher Delicatessen
NEW YORK CITY — In the wake of U.S. attacks on Iran, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has vowed to launch…
Iran Introduces New Ayatollah
TEHRAN — The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah,…
British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next
LONDON — British citizens have politely asked if perhaps they could be next on the list for liberation from…
The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here’s What Happens Next
The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation.…
Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has ordered all flags at One World Trade Center to be flown…
Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body
TEHRAN — Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have…
Tucker Carlson Sneaks Into U.S. Military Hangar To Slash The Tires On All The B-2 Bombers
U.S. — The Pentagon released a statement on Friday confirming a security breach by political commentator Tucker Carlson, who…
10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic
There may be a bias toward Protestantism here, but being Catholic has its perks, too (reportedly). A delegation from…
Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former president and axophone player Bill Clinton testified to members of Congress today that his answer…