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Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue’s X Account Reveals He’s Based In Isengard

FinnNovember 24, 2025

    Suspicions were raised around the internet as Wormtongue’s X account was revealed to have been created in Isengard.   Suspicions…

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Pastor Installs Heresy Gong For When Associate Pastor Preaches

FinnNovember 23, 2025

    AMARILLO, TX — Local pastor Robbie Ashlock has installed a “Heresy Gong” in the sanctuary for whenever the associate…

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Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns

FinnNovember 22, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announcing her resignation in January, the average IQ in Congress is…

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Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One

FinnNovember 22, 2025

    LANSING, MI — Local mom Janet Fields has continued her decades-long tradition of making cranberry sauce for no one…

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Trump To Host Exciting New Game Show ‘WHICH MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD I HAVE EXECUTED NEXT?’

FinnNovember 21, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration announced plans this week for the president to host a thrilling game show…

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Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino

FinnNovember 21, 2025

    SEATTLE, WA — In an effort to attract more male customers, Starbucks announced the release of its new Zyn…

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17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope’s Hat

FinnNovember 21, 2025

    VATICAN CITY — Following his public statement condemning the Trump administration’s hardline immigration policies, a shocking new report indicated…

Babylon Bee

Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List

FinnNovember 21, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lawmakers sent shockwaves around the globe with the Christmas season right around the corner, as Congress…

Babylon Bee

Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made ‘Aliens’ And ‘Terminator 2’ And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    U.S. — The results of a national survey revealed that nearly 90% of moviegoers were curious about what happened…

Babylon Bee

Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    Los Angeles, CA — Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of…

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