Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the…
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7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That’s why it’s super cool and not at all…
Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House’s “Presidential Walk…
Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums…
Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027
U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as…
‘I Hate You, Too’ — OpEd By Your Printer
Let’s drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you,…
9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel
It’s all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how…
To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey…
Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe
ANN ARBOR, MI — In the wake of police arresting University of Michigan’s football coach Sherrone Moore, authorities have…
9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’
The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did…