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Thanks, Wokeness: Commercials No Longer Showing Medicine As Tiny Little Warriors Who Murder Tiny Little Germs

FinnApril 13, 2026

    U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering…

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42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint

FinnApril 13, 2026

    TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it…

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The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War

FinnApril 13, 2026

    As you’ve probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda.   As you’ve probably heard, there is a…

Babylon Bee

BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump

FinnApril 13, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of…

Babylon Bee

Swalwell Insists He Didn’t Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With

FinnApril 11, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial…

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Lucky Hockey Fan Catches Foul Tooth

FinnApril 10, 2026

    ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night’s hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan…

Babylon Bee

Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time

FinnApril 10, 2026

    WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what…

Babylon Bee

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s

FinnApril 10, 2026

    LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA’s Artemis II…

Babylon Bee

San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey

FinnApril 9, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to…

Babylon Bee

Here’s What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For

FinnApril 9, 2026

    If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new…

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