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Top 10 Attractions To Check Out When You Go To Heaven

FinnFebruary 16, 2026

    Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you’ll actually get to see…

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Trump Boasts He Now Has Highest Approval Rating Of Any Current U.S. President

FinnFebruary 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump proudly announced Monday that he now has the highest approval rating of any…

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Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID

FinnFebruary 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring…

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The Babylon Bee Presents: Free Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Print And Give To That Special Someone

FinnFebruary 14, 2026

    The Babylon Bee has put together an absolutely incredible set of Valentine’s Day cards that your special someone will…

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Ghost Of Jim Crow Furious His Name Being Used To Describe Black People Voting With ID

FinnFebruary 14, 2026

    U.S. — The ghost of Jim Crow has expressed bewilderment and fury that his name is being used to…

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Finally! Groundbreaking Documentary Takes a Look At World War 2

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

    U.S. — Finally, after decades of obscurity on the subject, a groundbreaking new documentary will reportedly examine the history…

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The Babylon Bee Ranks Humanity’s Worst Inventions

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

    Since the invention of the wheel, many have pondered the greatest inventions of mankind. The Babylon Bee, however, is…

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Jacob’s ‘I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister’ Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

    SUCCOTH — Local patriarch Jacob was reportedly confused this week when his wife, Leah, appeared unimpressed with the Valentine’s…

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ICE Leaves Minneapolis To Focus On American Cities

FinnFebruary 13, 2026

    U.S. — Border Czar Tom Homan announced on Friday that ICE would be withdrawing from Minneapolis in a strategic…

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‘Gunperson’ And 7 Other More Inclusive Terms To Use For Non-Binary Criminals

FinnFebruary 12, 2026

    When reporting on crime, it’s of paramount importance that journalists adhere to a strict code of ethics, which involves…

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