Category: Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced a plan on Monday to open up the Strait of Hormuz later…

    U.S. — As baseball’s opening weekend ended with the sports world buzzing about the new Automated Ball-Strike System changing…

    TOLEDO, OH — Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls’ weekend, cruelly…

    VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who…

    BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the “No Kings” rally today after a multi-scooter…

    U.S. — President Trump has announced the deployment of 10,000 soldiers to help spread the word that there is…

    U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of…

    Don’t be alarmed, but there may be times when your wife will leave you home along with the kids…

    U.S. — Just in time for Easter, Amazon announced that it was rolling out a special limited-time “Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want” sale.…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The wins just keep on coming, according to President Donald Trump, who bragged to the media…