‘You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn’t Judge People,’ Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment
HEAVENLY THRONE ROOM — As she stood before the great white throne of judgment upon whom sat One with…
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Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible
NEW YORK CITY — Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be…
Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman
NEW YORK, NY — During Tuesday evening taping of The Late Show, host Stephen Colbert announced he would rather…
New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike
NEW YORK CITY — New York City residents have reported that the warmth of collectivism feels weirdly similar to…
Japan Agrees To Trade Deal After Trump Catches Five Shrimp In A Row In His Mouth During Lunch
BETHESDA, MD — A significant victory was notched by the current administration today, as Japan agreed to a trade…
Group Chat Ruined By Android User
U.S. — A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the…
Wife Asks For Husband’s Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says
STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion…
Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that…
AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language
MUNICH — In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn…
Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You’ll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.
Few things make bedtime more palatable than a good story. It often serves as the bridge between reality and…