Category: Babylon Bee

    WOODSTOCK, ME — On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After 232 years of continuous production, the final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia on Wednesday.…

    PALO ALTO, CA — A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Senate approving a new funding bill and sending it across the hall for a…

    U.S. — Longtime UFC commentator Joe Rogan has officially signed a contract with Spirit Airlines to cover mid-air fights.…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C.…

    HEAVEN — After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of…

    MIAMI, FL — Now that a majority of players have been arrested on charges of illegal sports gambling, the…

    PEARLY GATES — Heavenly sources confirmed that Saint Peter had grown weary running the front desk of Heaven due…

    PENSACOLA, FL — As the end of his first semester at the local Bible college loomed ever nearer, freshman…