Category: Babylon Bee

    As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far…

    We at The Babylon Bee would like to let Governor Tim Walz know that we are now a fully…

    NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.…

    SAN CARLOS, CA — A person who apparently hates you got your kid a recorder for Christmas.   SAN CARLOS,…

    U.S. — What had been a joyous holiday threatened to be thrown into panic, as urgent reports began trickling…

    ANCHORAGE, AK — A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while…

    BETHLEHEM — Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a…

    U.S. — CBS News has descended into turmoil after new Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss asked the journalists employed there to…

    SPEARVILLE, KS — By the time his family woke up Tuesday morning, it had become clear to everyone that…

    President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet…