Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lawmakers sent shockwaves around the globe with the Christmas season right around the corner, as Congress…
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Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made ‘Aliens’ And ‘Terminator 2’ And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies
U.S. — The results of a national survey revealed that nearly 90% of moviegoers were curious about what happened…
Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated
Los Angeles, CA — Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of…
Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new…
In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America’s southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV…
11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted
Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you’re a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may…
To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields
U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of…
Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell
U.S. — With the increase in violence against conservative political leaders and influencers posing a great threat to national…
Shocking Study Reveals Someone Still Making Avatar Movies
LOS ANGELES, CA — The results of a shocking new study conducted by researchers at UCLA sent ripples through…
Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress…