Category: Babylon Bee

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying…

    HAMPTON, NH — As millions resolve to briefly get back in shape, Planet Fitness announced a convenient new two-week…

    SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT — Local wife Brittany Spencer was reportedly seen starting her Christmas planning for next year on…

    ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota’s Somali community, Governor Tim Walz…

    As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far…

    We at The Babylon Bee would like to let Governor Tim Walz know that we are now a fully…

    NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.…

    SAN CARLOS, CA — A person who apparently hates you got your kid a recorder for Christmas.   SAN CARLOS,…

    U.S. — What had been a joyous holiday threatened to be thrown into panic, as urgent reports began trickling…

    ANCHORAGE, AK — A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while…