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Category: Babylon Bee

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Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesn’t Have To Eat Bugs Anymore

FinnFebruary 10, 2026

    HEAVEN — Old habits from life on Earth seemed to be challenging to break, as reports from Heaven indicated…

Babylon Bee

Next Halftime Show To Be Performed Entirely In Sindarin Elvish

FinnFebruary 10, 2026

    U.S. — In an effort to expand the global market for American football, the National Football League announced on…

Babylon Bee

Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team

FinnFebruary 10, 2026

    CORTINA D’AMPEZZO — After suffering a nasty fall on the slopes during the women’s downhill competition, American skier Lindsey…

Babylon Bee

Alarming Study Shows Average Somali High School Senior In Minnesota Committing Fraud At Just A 5th Grade Level

FinnFebruary 10, 2026

    EDINA, MN — An alarming new study of Minnesota schools revealed that the average Somali high school senior is…

Babylon Bee

Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn’t ‘SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE’

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    U.S. — Researchers at the nation’s leading pharmaceutical companies are reportedly having second thoughts about their manufacturing methods for…

Babylon Bee

World Gathers To Watch A Bunch Of Sports And Also Figure Skating

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    WORLD — The 2026 Winter Olympics marks the 25th time that the world has gathered together to watch a…

Babylon Bee

Japanese Prime Minister Wins Landslide Victory After Promising To Introduce Forks

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    TOKYO — A new page in history was turned in the Far East this week, with the newly elected…

Babylon Bee

Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show

FinnFebruary 9, 2026

    SANTA CLARA, CA – Following this year’s Super Bowl halftime show featuring the musical stylings of Bad Bunny, surveys…

Babylon Bee

NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution

FinnFebruary 8, 2026

    U.S. — The Babylon Bee has announced that it will also be hosting an “even more patriotic” alternative halftime…

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