Category: Babylon Bee

    LA PLATA, MD — The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said…

    Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest,…

    ANN ARBOR, MI — Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had…

    U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted…

    BURBANK, CA — Due to some clever thinking by producers of Walt Disney Pictures’ live-action Moana remake, the $150…

    NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn’t worth the…

    U.S. — CNN announced a shift in its reporting of the US-Israel war with Iran on Monday, declaring the…

    RACCOON CITY — Maintaining some semblance of his humanity, a grotesque boss monster located in an underground laboratory helpfully…

    U.S. — Separate from his work as the nation’s commander in chief, President Donald Trump announced that he was…

    SAN FERNANDO, CA — An existing scandal was made even worse over the weekend, as a statue of the…