Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges
OMAHA, NE — After wrapping up this morning’s sermon, local Pastor Scott Denison headed to the booth as he…
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8 Things To Double-Check Before Posting A Video To The President’s Social Media Account
Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it’s critical to…
Sad: With Washington Post Cutbacks, No One Keeping Track Of How Racist The Birds Are Getting
U.S. — In a deep loss for the nation, the mass layoffs at The Washington Post have left no…
Impressed By Their Setting Up Checkpoints To Demand Papers, Trump Hires Protesters To Join Border Patrol
U.S. — After watching several videos of anti-ICE protesters viciously hunting people down to check their papers, an impressed…
7 Least-Gay Winter Olympics Events
While the Summer Olympics are often lauded for their impressive displays of elite athletic prowess, the Winter Olympics are…
Researchers Confirm That During Childbirth, Women Feel Almost The Same Amount Of Pain A Man Feels When He’s Stuck Walking Behind A Slow Person
U.S. — A study conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) appeared to demonstrate that women experiencing childbirth…
New Study Reveals Videos Of Police Arresting Protesters Are Very, Very Funny
U.S. — Shattering all preconceived notions on the efficacy of public protests, a new study revealed that video footage…
Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over 300 “journalists” were reportedly caught totally off guard this week when an obsolete media outlet…
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump’s Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
MILAN — The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as…
Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku
LITTLE ROCK, AK — As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to…