‘Do You Think This Is Him?’ Asks Shepherd Pointing To Baby With Glowing Halo
BETHLEHEM — Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a…
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Scandal Rocks CBS News As Bari Weiss Asks Journalists To Do Journalism
U.S. — CBS News has descended into turmoil after new Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss asked the journalists employed there to…
Dad Lives 7 Entire Lifetimes Before Rest Of Family Wakes Up
SPEARVILLE, KS — By the time his family woke up Tuesday morning, it had become clear to everyone that…
Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship
President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet…
Dad Disappointed As Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be Socks
CLEVELAND, OH — While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again…
New Photos Reveal Epstein Had A Sick Fetish For Girls With Giant Black Squares For Heads
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After the latest batch of Epstein files was released by the Department of Justice, it has…
Exclusive Sneak Peek At Next Year’s AmFest Lineup
The curtain had not yet fallen on Turning Point USA’s AmFest 2025 before rumors swirled about how they were…
10 Clear Signs Of Christian Persecution To Look For This Christmas
It goes without saying that Christians in America have it harder than anyone else, but the persecution always seems…
Nicki Minaj Reveals Hit Song ‘Anaconda’ Is Actually About How The Federal Government Needs To Reduce Deficit Spending
PHOENIX, AZ — Following her surprising appearance onstage with Erika Kirk at Turning Point USA’s AmFest, rapper Nicki Minaj…
Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top
BLUFFTON, IN — Local man Mark Connors wouldn’t describe himself as ungrateful so much as surprised to learn that,…