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Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    U.S. — Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros’ sale to Netflix could lead to…

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Jehovah’s Witness Family Takes Drive To Look At All The Houses With No Christmas Lights

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    PASADENA, CA — A family of Jehovah’s Witnesses continued their annual tradition of piling into the car and going…

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Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    KANSAS CITY, MO — Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs’ disappointing season had led one of the world’s…

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Game Of Monopoly Narrowly Avoided

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    CAMILLA, GA — A routine family game night almost ended in disaster after a young child asked to play…

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Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully…

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Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    READING, PA — According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby…

Babylon Bee

Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    CALEXICO, CA — Venezuelan drug mule-turned-drug lord Gilberto Juarez turned himself in to U.S. federal law enforcement on Thursday…

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Jan 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    WOODBRIDGE, VA — Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded…

Babylon Bee

Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim…

Babylon Bee

Op-Ed: What’s The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If I’m Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables?

FinnDecember 3, 2025

    What good is an amendment saying we have the right to bear arms if I can’t go house to…

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