Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Donald Trump ordered census takers to only include U.S. citizens in their counts, Democrats warned…

BURBANK, CA — In the conclusion to a years-long legal battle, actress and former MMA fighter Gina Carano announced that…

Are you feeling depressed? Lethargic? A new study says you may just need to go for a run, as the…

ATLANTA, GA — The qualifications of a new female Major League Baseball umpire were called into question today as, during…

TULSA, OK — Witnesses said local wife Danielle Matson perked up quickly after hearing the sound of her husband, Dave,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The geopolitical balance of power appeared to experience a significant shift this week, as President Donald Trump…

TREMONTON, UT — Local man Randy Carson encouraged himself this week upon realizing that he’d be the world’s most awesome…

BERLIN — Following the unusual incident in which President Donald Trump was spotted taking a walk on top of the…

NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the…

The American political scene, usually so tranquil and civil, has recently descended into turmoil over something called “gerrymandering.” Here is…