Category: Babylon Bee

    BREAKING — Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this…

    U.S. — Thanks to Tuesday’s global Internet outage, tens of thousands of career-ending social media posts were thwarted.   U.S.…

    U.S. — According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs…

    PALO ALTO, CA — A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors…

    JERUSALEM — In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars…

    MORRISTOWN, NJ — Drug manufacturer Bayer announced this week that they are releasing their popular Flintstones vitamins with added…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Sources say local teenager Ben Jackson was really struggling to stay awake the day after only…

    SILICON VALLEY, CA — AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI’s new “Dad-GPT,”…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.…

    You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you’d be wrong.…