Seeker-Sensitive Church Hires Sydney Sweeney For New Ad Campaign
NAPERVILLE, IL — A local seeker-sensitive church was attracting a lot of attention this week with an exciting new ad…
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Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes He’s Standing With Wrong Family
ANAHEIM, CA — A local father who had taken his family to Disneyland was reportedly shocked at how well they…
Guy Groping Women At Comic Con Swears He Was Just Cosplaying As Pedro Pascal
SAN DIEGO, CA — One attendee of the largest pop culture gathering of the year found himself in hot water,…
Gaza Said To Be Starving But Not ‘Release The Hostages’ Starving
GAZA — Despite reports that multiple men, women, and children had starved to death in the war-torn Gaza Strip as…
Hosts Of ‘The View’ Go On Hiatus To Tear Unwary Sailors Apart With Their Talons
THE HIGH SEAS — Following the announcement of the show’s annual summer break, the hosts of ABC’s The View revealed…
Top 10 Fallback Jobs For Laid-Off IRS Workers
With new reports indicating that President Trump’s administration has reduced the Internal Revenue Service workforce by a staggering 25% since…
Hulk Hogan Makes Surprise Entrance To Challenge Jacob To Wrestling Match
HEAVEN — What began as a regular day in Heaven was quickly turned upside-down, as legendary sports entertainment icon Hulk…
Biden Excited to See What Autopen Comes Up With For His Memoir
GREENVILLE, DE — Former President Joe Biden expressed great interest and enthusiasm in his upcoming memoir, adding that he’s quite…
Following Death Of Ozzy Osbourne, England Overrun With Millions Of Bats
LONDON — BBC News confirmed Wednesday that England is currently being overrun with millions of bats following the passing of…
10 Ways An AI Wife Is Better Than A Real One
With the dawn of artificial intelligence wives, you may be asking yourself: which is better? Artificial intelligence, or the real…