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Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be…

Babylon Bee

Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — During Tuesday evening taping of The Late Show, host Stephen Colbert announced he would rather…

Babylon Bee

New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — New York City residents have reported that the warmth of collectivism feels weirdly similar to…

Babylon Bee

Japan Agrees To Trade Deal After Trump Catches Five Shrimp In A Row In His Mouth During Lunch

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    BETHESDA, MD — A significant victory was notched by the current administration today, as Japan agreed to a trade…

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Group Chat Ruined By Android User

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    U.S. — A group chat amongst friends was reportedly derailed and later abandoned altogether after being ruined by the…

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Wife Asks For Husband’s Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Gillian Franks went to her husband to ask for his opinion…

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Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that…

Babylon Bee

AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language

FinnFebruary 17, 2026

    MUNICH — In a bold declaration against colonial imperialism, U.S. Congresswoman Alexandro Ocasio-Cortez spoke out this week to condemn…

Babylon Bee

Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You’ll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.

FinnFebruary 16, 2026

    Few things make bedtime more palatable than a good story. It often serves as the bridge between reality and…

Babylon Bee

Top 10 Attractions To Check Out When You Go To Heaven

FinnFebruary 16, 2026

    Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you’ll actually get to see…

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