Category: Babylon Bee

    With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor’s race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for…

    DANSVILLE, NY — The Rodgers family reportedly recruited a social worker to help moderate what turned out to be…

    U.S. — The 2028 presidential race took a surprising turn this week following the events that took place in…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million…

    LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local dad Matt Carver has found his commitment to doing “Dry January” severely tested by…

    NUUK — Greenland has descended into panic after U.S. Secretary of State was photographed donning a heavy parka.   NUUK…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the fallout of recent events, witnesses on Capitol Hill reported seeing one Libertarian politician Googling…

    WILMINGTON, DE — With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was…

    U.S. — Experts are now recommending parents limit their children to just four hours of brain-rotting slop each day…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the anniversary of the January 6, 2021, incident at the U.S. Capitol, Democrat lawmakers gathered…