Democrats Declare Gerrymandering Bad Until They Need To Gerrymander Again
AUSTIN, TX — Congressional Democrats announced today that they are very much opposed to electoral gerrymandering up until the time…
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Lex Luthor Reveals To The World That Superman Is A Registered Republican
METROPOLIS — Superman is a registered Republican, as confirmed by LuthorCorp CEO Lex Luthor at a press conference on Monday.…
Taco Yet To Meet Emotional Problem It Couldn’t Solve
LOS ANGELES, CA — Amid growing cases of stress and uncertainty around the world, one source of self-comfort once again…
Civilization In Turmoil As Man Fails To Tweet About Thing
SCOTTSBLUFF, NE — Civilization was feared to have been thrown into turmoil after a local man failed to tweet about…
Texas Begins Construction On Northern Border Wall To Keep Democrat Lawmakers From Returning
TEXHOMA, TX — Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to disrupt a vote on a new congressional redistricting map could…
Irish President Demands UN Take Military Action To Protect The Shire
DUBLIN — With outcries coming from various circles over humanitarian crises around the world, Irish President Michael Higgins made a…
Performance Of ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ Interrupted After Gollum Jumps On Stage
NEW YORK CITY — A Broadway production of Jesus Christ Superstar was interrupted today after the creature known as Gollum…
Historians Uncover Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942
BERLIN — Historians have uncovered a blue jeans ad featuring Adolf Hitler from 1942. Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…
Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange with CNN’s Jake Tapper, Representative Nancy Pelosi adamantly denied engaging in insider trading,…
Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s Testimony Until After Her Death
WASHINGTON, D.C. — People hoping to learn any potentially new details from Jeffrey Epstein’s closest associate were disappointed, as news…