Category: Babylon Bee

    U.S. – In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by…

    ALEXANDRIA, VA — Inspired by the Trump White House’s move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced…

    AUBURN HILLS, MI — Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and…

    FRAMINGHAM, MA — Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove…

    NEW YORK, NY — As part of a change in immigration policy designed to limit the incoming of foreign…

    DALLAS, TX — The children’s pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community’s attention after…

    NEW YORK, NY — Political commentator Megyn Kelly quietly tossed her pager in the trash this week in what…

    SEATTLE — Jenny McCoy, a local bookstore clerk with deep anxiety over climate change, reportedly transferred so much of…

    WOODSTOCK, ME — On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After 232 years of continuous production, the final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia on Wednesday.…