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Jacob’s ‘I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister’ Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah

   

SUCCOTH — Local patriarch Jacob was reportedly confused this week when his wife, Leah, appeared unimpressed with the Valentine’s Day card he gave her that read, “I love you almost as much as I love your sister.”

  SUCCOTH — Local patriarch Jacob was reportedly confused this week when his wife, Leah, appeared unimpressed with the Valentine’s Day card he gave her that read, “I love you almost as much as I love your sister.” Read More

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